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Posted on 07/03/2009 11:11:49 PM PDT by Drango

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon'


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1 posted on 07/03/2009 11:11:49 PM PDT by Drango
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2 posted on 07/03/2009 11:30:00 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Drango

good one, LOL!!!


3 posted on 07/03/2009 11:51:09 PM PDT by tina07 (In loving memory of my father,WWII Vet. CBI 10/16/42-12/17/45, d. 11/1/85 -Happy B'day Daddy 2/20/23)
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Well done, Jedi.


4 posted on 07/03/2009 11:51:28 PM PDT by Vendome
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An oldie but still a goodie


5 posted on 07/04/2009 12:59:14 AM PDT by the long march
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I care for none of them, but be careful all.

This is slipping towards the DU and HUFFy type
of littleness.

JJ61

6 posted on 07/04/2009 1:34:28 AM PDT by JerseyJohn61 (Better Late Than Never.......sometimes over lapping is worth the effort....)
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To: JoeProBono

I’m laughing because of what it looks like behind him. If you ask me to explain, I’ll play innocent.


7 posted on 07/04/2009 2:35:06 AM PDT by scott7278 (Obama, Klaatu barada nikto!)
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Thats older than “Im a bad American”.


8 posted on 07/04/2009 2:53:22 AM PDT by DainBramage
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I’ve got the matches!


9 posted on 07/04/2009 3:41:27 AM PDT by broken_arrow1 (I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
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To: Drango

Put me down for a gallon...


10 posted on 07/04/2009 5:52:35 AM PDT by GraniteStateDad (I can't believe we elected a president with Hussein as his middle name!)
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