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"Big Fat Black Lady" Angered by Gas Station Receipt
WTSP.com ^ | Sept 26 2009 | daniel trotter

Posted on 09/26/2009 10:01:56 AM PDT by Daffynition

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To: paul51

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!


101 posted on 09/26/2009 11:31:49 AM PDT by airborne (Don't let history record that, when faced with evil, you did nothing!)
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To: Daffynition

The writing clearly says : "Black Ladz".

I suspect that it is the name for a new rap group.

"Big Fat" is probably just the name of their frontman.

"Black Ladz featuring Big Fat...tonight only!"

(LOL)

102 posted on 09/26/2009 11:36:10 AM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: Pharmboy

Your mama’s so fat, when she went to the zoo, elephants threw peanuts at her.


103 posted on 09/26/2009 11:36:36 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (Jim Thompson doesn't need a teleprompter.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Yeah, if that gas station had a mini-mart, she might have been keeping them afloat all by herself...


104 posted on 09/26/2009 11:37:03 AM PDT by PLMerite (Speak Truth to Stupid.)
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To: Justaham

Your so fat. When you bungie jump. You go strait to hell.


105 posted on 09/26/2009 11:37:43 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (Jim Thompson doesn't need a teleprompter.)
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To: airborne

Yo momma’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.


106 posted on 09/26/2009 11:38:01 AM PDT by dfwddr (Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket ???)
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To: Daffynition
Okay, so she's bitching because the description is at least 3/4 correct?




107 posted on 09/26/2009 11:41:00 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: Daffynition
"But I don't get 'big fat.' I don't get that part."

uh..

108 posted on 09/26/2009 11:42:27 AM PDT by wardaddy
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To: Daffynition

What am I missing here?

Why not just put her name on the receipt?


109 posted on 09/26/2009 11:42:44 AM PDT by Rodney Dangerfield (Fact: When speaking, BHO refers to himself on an average of every 13 seconds.)
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To: Daffynition
"It says 'black lady,' and I can understand that because I am a black lady," Hodges told News10. "But I don't get 'big fat.' I don't get that part."

Dear woman, you look at least a foot and a half taller than the roof of that car. That accounts for the "big" descriptor. And you appear to weigh almost as much. That accounts for the "fat."
110 posted on 09/26/2009 11:42:55 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: SIDENET
HAHAHA!

I love it!

I just noticed, the lady doesn't have the ever common in da 'hood manicure.

You can be dirt poor, but somehow you have nails and extensions. Odd that.

111 posted on 09/26/2009 11:43:49 AM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: airborne

Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays.


112 posted on 09/26/2009 11:44:18 AM PDT by dfwddr (Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket ???)
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To: Pharmboy
Yo mama so fat that when she walks across the floor the radio skips...

Okay, THAT is fat!

113 posted on 09/26/2009 11:45:39 AM PDT by Eaker (Kaiden sez, "If you have a problem and If explosives are an option then explosives are THE answer.")
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To: dfwddr

Now that’s funny!


114 posted on 09/26/2009 11:46:28 AM PDT by airborne (Don't let history record that, when faced with evil, you did nothing!)
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To: Daffynition

I am impressed that her six year old can read.


115 posted on 09/26/2009 11:49:08 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
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To: Daffynition

I’ll bet she was just as sweet and nice as can be while disputing the $10 with the attendant too.


116 posted on 09/26/2009 11:51:10 AM PDT by RC one
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To: Daffynition

What’s written on the receipt is offensive...that said, maybe the attendant had heard enough of the rampant reverse racism that is very much alive and well in American culture...


117 posted on 09/26/2009 11:51:24 AM PDT by KansasCanadian (Joe the Plumber is the man!)
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To: Liberty Valance
big-boned


118 posted on 09/26/2009 12:04:19 PM PDT by Allegra (It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
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To: Allegra

LOL! Exactly.


119 posted on 09/26/2009 12:06:49 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Daffynition

The attendant should have written “morbidly obese”.


120 posted on 09/26/2009 12:15:15 PM PDT by School of Rational Thought (Freedom First in 2010)
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To: TheOldLady; Allegra
Maybe if the clerk just described their customer's shirt's logo .......



121 posted on 09/26/2009 12:17:14 PM PDT by Eaker (Kaiden sez, "If you have a problem and If explosives are an option then explosives are THE answer.")
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To: Grizzled Bear
Be nice, people. She’s probably somebody’s Momma...

Now, that's a really scary image.

122 posted on 09/26/2009 12:42:50 PM PDT by Bob
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To: Daffynition

Um, how ‘bout “Round Brown”? More better?

Years ago I went to a restaurant with my parents. Our name was put on the waiting list along with a descriptor for my dad, who had a receding hairline: “Bald”.

He was peeved, the rest of us thought it was hilarious.


123 posted on 09/26/2009 12:58:39 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast (Cheney/Palin 2012!)
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To: Daffynition

At least the clerk didn’t write “Bigger ....”


124 posted on 09/26/2009 1:00:25 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast (Cheney/Palin 2012!)
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To: library user

big means TALL... she could have been big and skinny.


125 posted on 09/26/2009 1:36:51 PM PDT by Pikachu_Dad
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To: Daffynition


126 posted on 09/26/2009 2:34:05 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: DogBarkTree

OMG LOL.


127 posted on 09/26/2009 2:42:21 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Lock and Load)
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To: wxgesr

Cursive writing no less!


128 posted on 09/26/2009 3:20:19 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast

You didn’t sue?

At the very least, a free meal. :D Just WOW!


129 posted on 09/26/2009 3:25:41 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: JoeProBono
NSFW
130 posted on 09/26/2009 3:31:12 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: JRios1968

HAHAHA! Too funny JR!!!


131 posted on 09/26/2009 3:54:18 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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132 posted on 09/26/2009 4:20:51 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Slings and Arrows; All

133 posted on 09/26/2009 4:43:21 PM PDT by Stoat (Sarah Palin 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
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To: JRios1968; All
An oldie but a goodie :-)

Fat Black Lady Beatdown - LiveVideo.com

134 posted on 09/26/2009 5:10:07 PM PDT by Stoat (Sarah Palin 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
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To: wastedyears
"The lesson they should learn is my money helps run that store," Hodges said. "And I won't be going back."

Yep, that's the lesson

135 posted on 09/26/2009 5:12:49 PM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: Stoat

I’ll take the girl.


136 posted on 09/26/2009 5:19:29 PM PDT by wastedyears (The best aid we could ever give Africa would be thousands of rifles to throw out their own dictators)
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To: wastedyears
I’ll take the girl.

Wrapped in bacon?

(((snicker)))

137 posted on 09/26/2009 5:21:35 PM PDT by Stoat (Sarah Palin 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
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138 posted on 09/26/2009 5:31:01 PM PDT by wastedyears (The best aid we could ever give Africa would be thousands of rifles to throw out their own dictators)
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To: Pharmboy

That is probably the most accurate description that I have seen posted..... The only other solution would have been a digital photo...let the viewer decide.


139 posted on 09/26/2009 6:11:17 PM PDT by pointsal
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To: Stoat

Word, bro.


140 posted on 09/26/2009 6:13:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: SIDENET
"Big Fat" is probably just the name of their frontman.

I think I found some of his his early work.

141 posted on 09/26/2009 6:43:31 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: RichInOC; All

Gotta tell you, this lady isn’t even going after them like most “slighted” people would. She should be angry. And the fact that her little boy was the one that noticed it is salt in the wound.

The clerk or whoever wrote it should be jack-slapped and anybody who posts ignorant statements here should get the same. I’m all about slamming idiots, but the idiot here was the clerk.

And yes, Rich... you are being unkind.


142 posted on 09/26/2009 7:15:46 PM PDT by Gordon Greene (www.fracturedrepublic.com - Snakes in the Whitehouse, Idiots in the pressroom.)
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To: xpealidocious

Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.


145 posted on 09/26/2009 8:54:14 PM PDT by Clinging Bitterly (He must fail.)
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To: Cyber Liberty
That noise you hear is the sound of a shoe fitting in Sacramento.

The mental trauma of that fitting is evident after she has left the store.


146 posted on 09/27/2009 12:22:53 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch ("Racist" and proud of it! I discriminate against Homo Liberalcuss at all times.)
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To: JoeProBono
There's one good thing....


147 posted on 09/27/2009 1:07:34 AM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Daffynition

I have to take her side on this. That’s just rude and impolite. He could have wrote the black lady in the blue shirt or something. I have no problem using race if you have to ID someone, but fat? That’s mean.


148 posted on 09/27/2009 3:09:57 AM PDT by BillyKess (The Patriot Edition: http://patriotedition.com/)
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To: Daffynition

Since the article conspicuously does (not) indicate the person who wrote the note on the receipt was white.

And since it’s California.

This poster would really, really be curious as to the demographics of the attendant who wrote the note.


149 posted on 09/27/2009 3:19:29 AM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (PALIN / BECK 2012.)
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To: Daffynition

Full figured woman of color, please.


150 posted on 09/27/2009 3:40:22 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ("Prosperity is just around the corner." Herbert Hoover, 1932)
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