Posted on 09/29/2009 8:51:34 PM PDT by Justaham
Who are the world’s best and worst lovers? A new poll of 15,000 women found German men to be the worst because of their "smelly odor" with English lovers coming in a close second because they "let women do all the work."
The poll, done by global research site www.onepoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate men on their abilities in bed and give reasons for their answers, the U.K.’s Daily Telegraph reported.
Coming in third on the worst lovers list were Swedish men because the ladies said they were "a bit too quick", while men from Holland were deemed "too rough."
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Hi. I’m Tonto Goldstein.
Like the old joke... "Och Jock, it feels gruesome . ."
I understand last place was actually a tie between Michael Moore and Roman Polanski.
LOL
I really know nothing about lover-ing. All I know is that I like long walks on the beach, talking long talks about feelings, giving chocolates, flowers, gold, diamonds, intimate restaurants, drives along the boulevard in the evening with the top down, cooking full-course meals, giving breakfasts in bed, giving massages, watching sentimental movies, strawberries dipped in champagne, and lots of touching and cuddling.
Like I said, I don’t know what sort of lover I would make.
I always had a fascination with English men, now its confirmed :D
They’re ranked second worst...you know that right?
Not sure — maybe a great fore-play(er)???
..they are great lovers. Gosh I forgot to add that part. I see nothing wrong with American men I dont know why they did not rank high enough but the English men are cute,(except for the teeth) the accent is what makes me like them more :D
How embarrassing :(
Ok, this is just lame. Do you mean to tell me that they found a group of women who have traveled to these 20 countries and tried out the men in each country? And more than one in each if their survey was to be any were close to accurate.
Heh, one of the Best Jokes Ever. :)
Who knew?....I guess I must be Spanish....Well, I do have a taste for Spanish cuisine often....Yeah, that must be it.
No wonder the daughter has ended up being in Spain for so long.
I have found that the strawberries must ALWAYS be dipped in chocolate. How I use the champagne can't be mentioned on this forum. Don't give up though, you are on the right track.
Like I said: I am not sure about all this, just know that I am very sensitive.
The weird news is that American men are ranked 5th worst and it's because we have "dominating" ways in bed...the Brits are ranked 2nd worst because they make women do all the work.
Can you reconcile this for me?
Love your ways of pleasing a woman, Migraine!
Again, I could use some pointers from people who really know what women want. All I know is that I like to listen and am extremely sensitive. I will go to the ends of the earth for the right lady.
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