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1 posted on 10/13/2009 3:10:51 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

They think of Johnie as “family.”

One day Johnie is going to think of the family as “lunch.”


2 posted on 10/13/2009 3:11:54 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: JoeProBono

This will all end in tears.


3 posted on 10/13/2009 3:13:05 PM PDT by discostu (The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression)
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4 posted on 10/13/2009 3:14:15 PM PDT by earlJam
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To: JoeProBono
reincarnation of Timothy Treadwell.

"I think (these grizzly bears) have been misunderstood."

6 posted on 10/13/2009 3:17:00 PM PDT by MarMema (chains we can believe in)
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To: JoeProBono

This will end badly.


9 posted on 10/13/2009 3:19:24 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: JoeProBono

They should have gone with a Gator, we are much more friendly and we don’t mind sharing the shower.


10 posted on 10/13/2009 3:32:27 PM PDT by Gator113 (Obamba, Reid, Pelosi, the socialist triad.)
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To: JoeProBono

True stupidity is like a force of nature or a train wreck, it has a unstoppable quality to it. All a person can do is stand in awe.


13 posted on 10/13/2009 3:36:44 PM PDT by dog breath
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15 posted on 10/13/2009 3:40:17 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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The moonbat and her spawn will be lunch inside of a year. Bank on it.


16 posted on 10/13/2009 3:42:16 PM PDT by oldvike
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To: JoeProBono

They should have gone with a Gator, we are much more friendly and we don’t mind sharing the shower.


18 posted on 10/13/2009 3:44:30 PM PDT by Gator113 (Obamba, Reid, Pelosi, the socialist triad.)
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To: JoeProBono

Words fail me......


19 posted on 10/13/2009 3:46:43 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (Man the pitchforks and torches.......let the revolution begin)
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How big is this thing liable to get? I mean, is it like a pygmy croc or one that’ll grow to human-eating size ?


21 posted on 10/13/2009 4:00:30 PM PDT by PLMerite (Speak Truth to Stupid.)
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You don't understand, my pit bull crocodile wouldn't hurt a flea!
23 posted on 10/13/2009 4:10:44 PM PDT by Ready4Freddy (Everyone knows there's a difference between muslims & terrorists... no one knows what it is, though.)
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And so it is written...........


27 posted on 10/13/2009 4:25:12 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: JoeProBono

Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can’t get friendly with a crocodile
Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin
He’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin.

Never smile at a crocodile
Never tip your hat and stop to talk a while
Never run, walk away
Say “Good night” not “Good day”
Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Crocodile.

You may very well be well-bred
Lots of etiquette in your head
But there’s always some special case
Time or place to forget etiquette...

Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Crocodile.


28 posted on 10/13/2009 4:31:50 PM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast ( If you have kids, you have no right of privacy that the govt can't flick off your shoulder.)
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Looks like a “freshie”. Rather docile as far as crocodilian go. But I still would not want one as a pet. Though it will keep the cat population to a minimum which is always a good thing.


31 posted on 10/13/2009 4:35:29 PM PDT by CSI007
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Someday the neighbor’s pet chimpanzee is going to rip that croc’s face off.


34 posted on 10/13/2009 5:39:18 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Hear us, O Bama: Mmm, mmm, mmm.)
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I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

36 posted on 10/13/2009 6:02:25 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: JoeProBono
When I was about 10, our neighbor bought a little 10 or 12 inch long alligator for a pet. Through the years, his 'digs' changed, but always in their little back yard on Edenfield in Covina.

Eventually, they sold him. Whenever you see the Lubriderm commercials, say "HI" to 'Allie'.

Nam Vet

39 posted on 10/13/2009 8:13:13 PM PDT by Nam Vet ("Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, Wherever you are ! ")
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To: JoeProBono; Chet 99; fieldmarshaldj; Clintonfatigued

Could she win a fight with a pit bull?


42 posted on 10/14/2009 5:21:52 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN | NO "INDIVIDUAL MANDATE"!!!!!!!)
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