Caption Michelle and her belt

[little jeremiah]

Her hairstyle is ultra severe, her eyebrows are disappearing as we speak, and the Belt is veering into sado-masochism territory.

Crunching in the ribcage - making inhalation difficult, crushing the ribs, impairing liver function, etc.

She looks so angry all the time.

[little jeremiah]

You’re kidding about the fisting thing, right??

(right??)

(if true, massive projective vomit.)

[happygrl]

You may be on to something there.....

[TXBlair]

The belted look is seriously played out, honey.

[Junior_G]

It’s not a belt. It’s an underwire.

[Junior_G]

I love the carefully picked “diversity kids”. Just another red flag that everything they present to you is phony.

[BooBoo1000]

The real problem is that she thinks she looks good/ She has no idea of style or how to mix and match, but with 22 various and assorted assistants, some one should have enough to tell her she looks horrible.

[Junior_G]

She has no idea of style or how to mix and match, but with 22 various and assorted assistants, some one should have enough to tell her she looks horrible.

The problem is that her assistants aren't sure if Michelle really looks like crap or if they're just racist. It's that little sliver of doubt that keeps them silent.

[GizmosAndGadgets]

JimWayne: “I’m wearing this as a tribute to all those brave heroes who wore a belt bomb and exploded themselves in crowded markets.”

09Patriot: I am suprised no one has photoshopped ammo or dynamite on her belt....I wish i was good at that.

Funny you should mention it; 'shopping some "accessories" onto her belt was my very first thought when I saw the title of the thread. Fortunately, I talked myself out of the impulse (afraid of any unwanted visits from the Secret Service - got to be careful nowadays with that whole "free speech" thing....)

[JMKirnan]

That’s exactly what I was thinking - I work in a doctor’s office & see those all the time! HA!!!!