[Lucky9teen]

Heard off camera: Who dresses you, a blind person?

[Not A Snowbird]

I try very hard not to be catty, but honestly. Does the woman own a mirror?

[Fintan]

Beats a girdle I guess...

[shotdog]

Back in my day she would have been called “shorty high pockets.” It surely doesn’t look like her ‘push-up” needs any reinforcements. sd

[Zechariah_8_13]

When the seatbelt in “The Beast” malfunctioned, First Lady Michelle decided to make lemons into lemonade.

[Semper Mark]

Let's do the time warp again!

[GreenLanternCorps]

It’s not a belt. It’s an alien life form that can change colors to simulate a belt.

By possessing Michelle Obama, it now controls the President of the United States...

[Rushmore Rocks]

She’s hopeless.

[paws_and_whiskers]

Nevermind the belt. Who is styling her hair these days?

[Westbrook]

I don’t need any two-bit Marxist Mohammedan sympathizer to “mentor” any of my children.

STAY AWAY!

All the more, every day, I am so glad we educate our children at home and limit their exposure to this cruft.

[Darksheare]

How the heck can she BREATHE with that thing around her ribs, or did she have a few surgically removed?

[hellbender]

"That's right. It's one of the 57 states: the State of Color. Ain' no honkies allowed, only People of Color."

[edpc]

This belt will be on the line in my upcoming bout with Wladimir Klitchko.

[FormerACLUmember]

This bizarre woman looks like a Labrador Retriever's buttocks and dresses like a blind group home schizophrenic.

[steelyourfaith]

Using her weight lifting belt as a fashion statement? Sweet.

[mikrofon]

"If I suck in REAL hard, I can buckle the belt just fine..."

[JimWayne]

“I’m wearing this as a tribute to all those brave heroes who wore a belt bomb and exploded themselves in crowded markets.”

[Krankor]

[FormerACLUmember]

I swear, I just Googled Image searched "retard belt."

THIS was the first image!

[badgerlandjim]

Somewhere, a Wookie is missing his missus.