Posted on 11/20/2009 4:30:54 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Chuba, chuba, chuba!
What if someone was 23 and wanted to apply to the whorehouse? They only want 21 year-olds.
that look is so UNATTRACTIVE on anyone. WHO dresses her!
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and says,
“Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”
Pelosi replied, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me.”
So the Pope slapped her.
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. Addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies, “I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.”
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads the following headline, on the front page above the fold:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
Now THAT is seriously disturbing...
I get to go home today! WooHoo! It's been two weeks!
I know! The thing is, most of the outfits would be perfectly fine w/o the stupid belts. It's hard to believe someone among her 38 person staff or whatever it is, hasn't mentioned the obvious fact that she doesn't have a belt-friendly figure.
You have just been added to my enemies list.
The belt is so that you do not look at her big behind
Wow! Look! It’s the B!tch Mafia (complete with goons trailing behind)!!
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