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Posted on 11/20/2009 4:30:54 AM PST by Lucky9teen
National Boob Belt Day
Michelle Obama First Presidential Wife to be a Hit on Reality TV Series.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: belts; bondagebelt; bowlegged; firstugly; freepun; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/20/2009 4:47:55 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/20/2009 4:48:37 AM PST
by
1776 Reborn
(Test kids and politicians (bigger idiots) on the Constitution!)
To: Izzy Dunne
What if someone was 23 and wanted to apply to the whorehouse? They only want 21 year-olds.
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posted on
11/20/2009 4:49:01 AM PST
by
kevinm13
(Tim Geithner is a tax cheat. Manmade "Global Warming" is a HOAX!)
To: Lucky9teen
that look is so UNATTRACTIVE on anyone. WHO dresses her!
To: Lucky9teen
Reality check time....
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posted on
11/20/2009 4:51:02 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Obama is a DIC....... Ditherer-in-Chief)
To: ErnBatavia
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and says,
“Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”
Pelosi replied, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me.”
So the Pope slapped her.
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posted on
11/20/2009 4:59:13 AM PST
by
2111USMC
To: Lucky9teen
Poor thing. It's all the heavy lifting she has to do in her job.
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posted on
11/20/2009 5:00:25 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
To: Lucky9teen
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. Addressing the Harley rider says, Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.
The Harley rider replies, Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.
The reporter says, Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?
The biker replies, I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads the following headline, on the front page above the fold:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
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posted on
11/20/2009 5:00:46 AM PST
by
2111USMC
To: Lucky9teen
To: ErnBatavia
Kinda looks like E.T. Maybe the guberment goons will take her away... Speaking of being silly, try this
morning show!
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posted on
11/20/2009 5:39:53 AM PST
by
InShanghai
(I was born on the crest of a wave, and rocked in the cradle of the deep.)
To: ErnBatavia
Now THAT is seriously disturbing...
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posted on
11/20/2009 5:43:59 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: Lucky9teen
Got it in early today.
I get to go home today! WooHoo! It's been two weeks!
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posted on
11/20/2009 5:46:53 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: television is just wrong
that look is so UNATTRACTIVE on anyone. WHO dresses her! I know! The thing is, most of the outfits would be perfectly fine w/o the stupid belts. It's hard to believe someone among her 38 person staff or whatever it is, hasn't mentioned the obvious fact that she doesn't have a belt-friendly figure.
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posted on
11/20/2009 5:48:13 AM PST
by
workerbee
(If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)
To: ErnBatavia
You have just been added to my enemies list.
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posted on
11/20/2009 5:50:17 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
(Do I have to add a sarcasm tag?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/20/2009 5:51:49 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: paulycy
The First Lady throws out the first pitch:
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posted on
11/20/2009 5:58:15 AM PST
by
CholeraJoe
("Everything's a lie, and that's a fact.")
To: workerbee
The belt is so that you do not look at her big behind
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posted on
11/20/2009 6:13:00 AM PST
by
Ratman83
To: Lucky9teen
Wow! Look! It’s the B!tch Mafia (complete with goons trailing behind)!!
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posted on
11/20/2009 6:19:09 AM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-G. Orwell)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/20/2009 6:19:09 AM PST
by
quantim
(Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
To: Lucky9teen
The holidays are coming. She's gonna grow into the green boob belt.
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posted on
11/20/2009 6:20:14 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Ack, is that the site with "Responsibility2nd"? Some weirdo. ...)
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