Tiger Woods Used Childhood Friend as Cover

TMZ ^ | 12-3-09

[Justaham]

TMZ has learned one of Tiger Woods' employees helped the golfer secretly rendezvous with at least one woman with whom he allegedly had a sexual relationship.

Sources say Bryon Bell, a childhood friend and President of Tiger Woods Design, bought a plane ticket for Rachel Uchitel to go to Australia in mid-November to secretly spend time with Tiger.

The ticket was purchased by Bell using a credit card. He also booked a room for Uchitel at the Crown Towers Hotel in Melbourne.

The trip coincided with the Australian Masters -- which Tiger won.

We've learned Bell actually flew with Uchitel to Melbourne and both had rooms at the hotel.

[nascarnation]

Black community has ~ 80% illegitimacy rate

Lyndon Johnson's "Great Society" was a huge success.

Destroyed the black family structure in less than 2 generations time.

[twoputt]

I’m a guy and I just don’t get it. His wife, Elin, is hotter than any of these “girlfriends.”

It should be an interesting Christmas at the Woods house.

[beagleone]

Well played. My nomination for post of the day

[valkyry1]

I always thought he got married to soon.

His career is not over by any means. As far as endorsements? they will just re-mold his image some and the endorsements will still roll in for him.

[jimbo123]

The video game is already out

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

[plangent]

Oh, so much comes to mind.

Gee Tiger, too many holes in one.

[Orange1998]

What do you think he is a Bill Clinton or something. He can’t hold a candle to the bent one.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

OBAMA: "Okay, buddy! Just why the @#$% are you pointing at my wife and laughing like that...?"

MICHELLE: "Tiger! NO! Don't tell him! NOT HERE -- !!!"

[aruanan]

He can’t hold a candle to the bent one.

Now, there's an image! I wonder how long it would take to raise a blister.

[VOA]

“
“Be sure your sins will find you out.”
“

Citation for the forum: Numbers 32:23 (final phrase)

One of my favorites. The first time I heard it spoken was by some
guy “with a set of pipes” (strong, deep voice) on radio.
Powerful stuff. That more folks should pay heed to.

[chae]

Show me a hot chick and I’ll show you a guy who’s tired of sleeping with her.

[RckyRaCoCo]

It should be an interesting Christmas at the Woods house.

I don't know, I think his chestnuts will be roasting by an open fire

[Hot Tabasco]

he’s a shoe-in for the DNC nominee

What if he turns out to be a Republican?

[RichInOC]

Good friends will help you move.

Really good friends will help you move bodies.

[Hot Tabasco]

What a POS both of these guys are.

So whadda ya think? Strip him of his endorsements and close the Tiger Woods Foundation? That sounds like a good idea............

[marajade]

The best golfer of all time is a creep. Absolutely unbelievable.

[Justaham]

Fort Lauderdale, Fla.-based Spirit Airlines launched an "Eye of the Tiger Sale" Wednesday offering fares starting at $9 each way. The Web ad features a tiger -- the animal, not the golfer -- wearing a black cap (you know, the type Tiger the golfer wears) driving an SUV into a fire hydrant. "It's a jungle out there! Make sure you avoid all the obstacles and get the lowest fares," the ad says.

[CaliforniaCon]

Geez, this just gets worse and worse. I was just thinking yesterday that Woods must’ve had help with all this cheating — people surround him so often that some person or persons HAD to be in on this. What a pig he is.

Actually, I am not really surprised given what a jacka** he has been ever since he appeared on the tour.

[HamiltonJay]

He’s been surrounded by tag alongs and yes men his entire life... nothing is suprising about what is coming out now that the PR “perfect” baloon has been popped.

There will be more women to appear, don’t worry about that.

[submarinerswife]