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To: Tax-chick; DJ MacWoW; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse

I’m awake.
I even made the attempt to look human.
I can still smell the airbag, smells like melting wires.
Felxoril makes your mouth dry.
Annnnnd.. nobody is giving me a straight answer as to where my car is.


1,606 posted on 01/29/2010 8:58:18 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare
Impound. In a shoe box under the Dispatchers desk.

Next time, buy an M35.

Government Surplus you can get one for about $2-3000.

1,607 posted on 01/29/2010 9:11:46 AM PST by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)
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To: Darksheare

At least you’re alive, for which we’re all grateful. I’m sorry about how badly you’re going to feel for a while!


1,609 posted on 01/29/2010 11:03:35 AM PST by Tax-chick (Thou hast well drunken, man - who's the fool now?)
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To: Darksheare
Annnnnd.. nobody is giving me a straight answer as to where my car is.

You don't want to see it.

Because then you will start to wonder, "How is it that I am still alive and in one piece?"

Then you think, "Maybe I'm not."

Then the nightmares start.

(Glad you are ok Darks!)

1,639 posted on 01/30/2010 6:03:41 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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