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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face

They did a cat scan.
First they brought a cat into the room, made him meow at me.
Then they gave him some catnip and ranked his tail so he could see through me.
The cat said I’m okay, just a bunch of muscle pulls across the chest and possibly a little need for chiropracter.


1,619 posted on 01/29/2010 2:34:44 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Pick a good one!


1,620 posted on 01/29/2010 3:01:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Darksheare

So they gave you the good drugs.


1,627 posted on 01/29/2010 5:01:46 PM PST by ThomasThomas (Sometimes I like nuts. That's why I am here.)
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To: Darksheare
They did a cat scan. First they brought a cat

Ah. They gave you "scan-lite" then.

Be very wary if they bring in one of these cats. You could end up like Mr. Fate late of the Undead Thread.

1,628 posted on 01/29/2010 5:05:48 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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