>> You do realize I am a female beer drinker and my husband doesn’t drink beer at all.
No, I didn’t.
>> SO...where does that leave me in my house?!
A statistical anomaly — i.e. the exception that proves the rule. Of course, we would have to have scratchUrge data to do the full computation.
>> On 2nd thought, save your brain for more taxing problems, like whether the toilet paper roll is hung outsies or insies.
Whoa! No thanks! Postdoc studies are above my pay grade.
I have a pretty low scratching quotient, but I can burp *really* loud on cue. ;)
The answer to the age-old question of t.p. hanging is: it hangs with the sheet rolling over the top close to the user. But males can’t change t.p. rolls, so it was a trick question.