[driftdiver]

I bet this professors wife is a real nasty person.

[TribalPrincess2U]

Oh, is that what it is?

[JustaDumbBlonde]

Should have known it was our fault.

[thulldud]

Maybe 0bama should read this article.

[Pan_Yan]

Although the men reported they had slept better with a partner, they fared worse in the tests, with their results suggesting they actually had more disturbed sleep.

It's not you, Baby. It's me. Really. And no, that dress does not make you look fat.

[MountainDad]

Hmmm....I was wondering why the black and yellow Lab's were looking at me like I was a dumba$$.

Now I know!

[VR-21]

I can’t sleep worth a damn without my wife snuggled next to me.

[A_perfect_lady]

Then why do married men live longer than single men?

[BluH2o]

Bill ‘Bubba’ Clinton can attest to that ... being married to Hildabeast in itself would be enough ... he went to the next level ... many times.

[murphE]

I would prefer separate bedrooms. Sleep is sleep, and it is sacred to me, and it has nothing to do with marital relations. I don’t think they make a bed big enough for two people.

[1_Rain_Drop]

oh what a gross visual. Brains on a pillow.

why don't these men wear ear plugs or cond... uhm... to keep it all in?

[KosmicKitty]

Does that include a 70 lb bulldog?

[NonValueAdded]

Must be because the little brain is hogging all the blood. The answer isn’t hard ... let me rephrase that ... difficult.

[iowamark]

Bed sharing 'drains men's brains'

Also their wallets.

[PGalt]

Interesting post, humorous thread. FReeper humor BUMP!

[perfect_rovian_storm]

A ‘study’? From ‘scientists’?

This is great. I’ve been looking for a reason to banish the wife to the unheated garage. She’s hogged the covers for the last time!

[PGalt]

Interesting post, humorous thread. FReeper humor BUMP!

[montag813]

This is bullshit.

[MountainDad]

Sweet! Now when the ex-wife calls me “less than smart”, I can say......YOUR FAULT!

[freebilly]

BS....

[Dr. Sivana]

This is the second story along these lines I've seen recently. Both came from England. I always thought the classic portrayal of Brits depicted a lack of genuine affection between husband and wife. And then they bring out some codger who claims that the '50's sitcoms got it right as far as bed occupancy. How the heck does he know?! The attachment parenting crowd claims that in half the world the whole family sleeps in one bed, and this guy is trying to tell us that nature meant for each of us to have our own twin bed/bed of hay.

I don't buy it nobody acts more in tune with his nature than a cat. Good cats are always happy to seek out another warm mammal (see picture earlier in thread) when going down for a good snooze.