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I bet this professors wife is a real nasty person.
1 posted on 01/23/2010 6:03:49 PM PST by driftdiver
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To: driftdiver

Hmm... maybe if Rush ties the know again he will have to untie some of that brain he’s got behind his back.

I better stick with Lady Sivana, otherwise, I might find myself so smart and stress free that I’ll scare people. Heh heh heh!


38 posted on 01/23/2010 6:51:02 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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“Sharing a bed with someone could temporarily reduce your brain power...”

Hmmm...seems true...Tiger kept getting stupider by the night...


40 posted on 01/23/2010 6:55:27 PM PST by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a tea party descendant - steeped in the Constitutional legacy handed down by the Founders)
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BS

When my wife was in the hospital and when I was in the hospital we slept worse


43 posted on 01/23/2010 7:10:40 PM PST by uncbob
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I completely agree with this.


45 posted on 01/23/2010 7:14:08 PM PST by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: driftdiver; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; earlJam

KRAMER: I, uh, need to speak to you about some lady problems.

Kramer sits in front of Elaine’s desk.

ELAINE: (unsure) Oh-kay.

KRAMER: (a little anxious) You know, after I have sex with Emily, uh, I
don’t want her in the bed any more.

ELAINE: Ah.

KRAMER: Yeah, because she’s throwing off my whole sleep. She’s got the jimmy
legs.

ELAINE: (confused) Jimmy legs?

Kramer raises one leg and judders it in the air, as illustration.

KRAMER: Jimmy leg.

ELAINE: (grasping the concept) Ohh.

KRAMER: So, uh, well, maybe I should just be honest with her, huh?

ELAINE: Tell her after sex, you just want her outta there?

KRAMER: Well, I’d say it nicely.

ELAINE: I don’t think so.


47 posted on 01/23/2010 7:31:03 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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My husband should read this. I can't decide whether he'd snort in derision and then laugh, or if the laughter would come first.
49 posted on 01/23/2010 8:16:15 PM PST by TheWriterTX (-)
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To: driftdiver

“She’s been married to the same man for 30 years. But after 30 years he IS NOT the same man.”


50 posted on 01/23/2010 8:21:04 PM PST by LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot ("The rights of the people have been bartered for promises of office". ~Andrew Jackson)
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I bet this professors wife is a real nasty person.

"Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence."

Cheers!

51 posted on 01/23/2010 10:43:49 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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So, uh, how do I take part in this experiment?


55 posted on 01/24/2010 7:05:07 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Happy New Year! Freedom is Priceless.)
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56 posted on 01/24/2010 2:48:46 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Happy New Year! Freedom is Priceless.)
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