Moms say 2 US hikers held in Iran are engaged

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[JoeProBono]

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) -- Two of the three Americans held for months in an Iranian prison have become engaged and plan to marry after they are released.

[JoeProBono]

Shane Bauer and Sarah Shourd

[The Man]

Good luck with that.

[Paladin2]

A Darwinian travesty.

[Dacula]

They are rumored to honeymoon in Venezuela.

[ConservativeMan55]

Don’t let the Mullah’s find out

[Frantzie]

They are either really dumb or CIA.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

I’m going with really dumb. This will be used in Iran’s favor. Why can’t people just keep their yappers shut?

[JoeProBono]

[Wilderness Conservative]

They should get matching Mohamed with a pig’s head tattooed on their @sses.

[Frantzie]

Those poor doggies. Those things look hot.

[Thurston_Howell_III]

*cough* *cough* CIA *cough *cough*

[Arthur McGowan]

His teeth! Eewww!

[Young Werther]

I believe the Shroud along with the acolytes should be returned to Turin!

Or Else!

(with a shisper)we'll send Obismal to bow to Ahmamadjob!

[JoeProBono]

[stuartcr]

I’m going with both.

[Doc Savage]

“And they shall produce Satan’s offspring, mutant socialists from the realm of hellfire and damnation. Woman thou art evil to lay with Satan’s goat-hoofed satyr!”

[JoeProBono]

[sitkaspruce]

Oh how sweet. Engaged.

[pgkdan]

Idiot hippies.

[drb9]

They live in Damascus before going for an afternoon jaunt in Iraq. I’m going with Dumb and Dumber. I would imagine they are Facebook friends with John Walker Lindh, Rachel Corrie, and Jose Padilla.