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My census form not counted?
Posted on 06/05/2010 2:42:20 PM PDT by Real mad
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To: Real mad
Tell them you're a recovering member of Cannibals Anonymous and you're required by law to give them notification of such.
As an aside, tell them you're now a vegetarian...but sometimes the temptation is almost more than you can stand!
Try to drool a little at this point. And then invite them in and lock the door behind you.
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posted on
06/05/2010 2:54:56 PM PDT
by
SonOfDarkSkies
(Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?)
To: School of Rational Thought
Am I an undocumented American?Not if you can find your birth certificate, college transcripts, and correct social security number.
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posted on
06/05/2010 2:55:13 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Live jubtabulously!)
To: Real mad
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posted on
06/05/2010 2:56:03 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Real mad
By the time this cluster screw up by the 0bama administration is done their count will be 600 million people in the United States.
To: Real mad
surely, you do not really expect them to ever leave us alone do ya???
But, I will at least never call ya surely again!
;)
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posted on
06/05/2010 2:56:35 PM PDT
by
gunnyg
(Surrounded By The Enemy Within--~ Our "Novembers" Are Behind Us...If Ya Can Grok That!)
To: Real mad
If you live in a conservative district, send it in again... and then a third time just to be sure. If you live in a liberal area, tell him if he doesn’t leave you’ll call the ACLU.
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posted on
06/05/2010 2:56:36 PM PDT
by
Thane_Banquo
(Mitt Romney: He's from Harvard, and he's here to help.)
To: SandyInSeattle
My sister is a census worker. Is she about 5'8", brunette with hazel eyes and a birthmark on her forehead that looks like a unicorn?
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posted on
06/05/2010 2:56:40 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Live jubtabulously!)
To: mdittmar
If you're white without a "minority" sounding name (yeah I know, we ARE the minority..), anyway, you can bet you'll be lucky if they count you ONCE, let alone being sure they'll not count you TWICE.
One of the first things Obama did after inauguration was put the Census under direct control of the White House. It's clear now that corruption was the plan and it's playing out as evidenced by some of these FR testimonials. It's sickening yet par for the course from this administration. Bogus "Census" job numbers and the media providing cover for the corruption, and on and on and on..
To: School of Rational Thought
I never received a census form. Am I an undocumented American? I got two. Want one?
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posted on
06/05/2010 2:59:39 PM PDT
by
Semper Vigilantis
(The road goes on forever and the party never ends)
To: gunnyg
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posted on
06/05/2010 3:00:53 PM PDT
by
gunnyg
(Surrounded By The Enemy Within--~ Our "Novembers" Are Behind Us...If Ya Can Grok That!)
To: Slings and Arrows
I know someone who told a Census worker to get the “F” off his lawn and leave. A few days later that property owner found their cat dead in the alley. No joke.
To: School of Rational Thought
I never received a census form. Am I an undocumented American? Same here. I figure that I answered every question they asked, which is zero. In my case, I live in a blue state...so if I don't get counted it's probably better for the nation.
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posted on
06/05/2010 3:02:51 PM PDT
by
highlander_UW
(Education is too important to leave in the hands of the government.)
To: Real mad
You don’t have to prove it, just tell them to f*** off that you already mailed it. Worked for me.
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posted on
06/05/2010 3:04:08 PM PDT
by
calex59
To: Real mad
It’s called “JOBS”!!! Welcome......by the way.
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posted on
06/05/2010 3:05:06 PM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(Palin/West for 2012!)
To: Real mad
I too received a census form, completed and sent it back immediately. About two weeks later, I received another form with a warning saying that its completion is mandatory. I completed that form, wrote a note on the accompanying letter stating that I'd sent one in two weeks earlier. I made a COPY of the letter with my reply and SENT THEM THE COPY to let them know that I had the original documentation. Haven't heard from them since.
One thing here - make sure that the census taker shows ID and is legit. You never know who is knocking on your door these days.
And, BTW, welcome to FR.
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posted on
06/05/2010 3:06:23 PM PDT
by
davisfh
To: Real mad
Welcome to Free Republic.
It benefits them to double count people. Then when the election comes again, all the dead people and aliens can vote without raising suspicions as the last election did where 0 got more votes than there were people in some places.
To: Real mad
They are pains in the ass! Lock your doors and close your blinds eventually they’ll go away!
To: Real mad
They are pains in the ass! Lock your doors and close your blinds eventually they’ll go away!
To: SandyInSeattle
she just knocks on the doors shes told to knock on. You mean she's "Just following orders"?
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posted on
06/05/2010 3:11:37 PM PDT
by
1raider1
To: Real mad
I told the one who came here to get out of my yard. I live in Texas, where we are allowed to shoot strangers if they won’t comply.
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posted on
06/05/2010 3:18:49 PM PDT
by
KarinG1
(They should put the terror watch list online so we'd know who to drag out and feed to the gators.)
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