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Joe dirt and the Firework man
Joe Dirt
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Posted on 07/04/2010 3:18:12 PM PDT by al baby
Joe Dirt: So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: stunedbeeber
Now that's funny right there don't care who you are
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:18:17 PM PDT
by
al baby
To: al baby
Yeah, just like prius is the only thing that dems like so thats the only thing they want to sell.
Hey Obama, wrong country you should have tried to take over Toyota Japan.
I am fine with people wanting to run themselves out of business but not trying to run the rest of us out of business. That is of course unless they have a better and more beneficial model.
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:22:56 PM PDT
by
pennyfarmer
(Your Socialist Beat our Liberal)
To: al baby
A spleen splitter just went off a couple of minutes ago, it was loud, felt it in my spleen, hence the name.
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:30:14 PM PDT
by
MontanaBeth
(Born Conservative)
To: al baby
One of the funniest movies of all times.
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:38:09 PM PDT
by
devane617
(VOTE THEM OUT! ALL OF THEM!)
To: al baby
Here's the
video.
Love me some Joe Dirt.
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:40:35 PM PDT
by
FlJoePa
To: FlJoePa
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:46:28 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom sarc ;))
To: al baby
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
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posted on
07/04/2010 4:21:46 PM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
(RIP Bahbah. Did you plug the damn hole yet daddy? Palin/Cheney 2012)
To: devane617
Did you know Dish Network only gives it 1 star?
Stupid people!
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posted on
07/04/2010 4:23:38 PM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
(RIP Bahbah. Did you plug the damn hole yet daddy? Palin/Cheney 2012)
To: al baby
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits.......
Whisker biscuits!? Bwahahaha! Too funny.
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posted on
07/04/2010 4:42:31 PM PDT
by
wvguy
(Montani semper liberi)
To: al baby
Some transplanted friends from Wisconsin told me they liked sparklers and snakes the most. I thought that odd here in South Carolina where everything is available until I found out that sparklers and snakes were the only fireworks that were legal in Wisconsin. They've got it worked out now.
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