[SunkenCiv]

I really wanted to use the "you talkin' to me?" image, but couldn't find one that would load. :')

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[al baby]

Maybe they were so ugly they had to do the self love thing more than modern man

[ken21]

hugh ross says that neanderthals are not related to humans.

but the gov of california looks like a neanderthal.

[Pontiac]

The homo sapien skeleton looks deformed.

The skull is asymmetrical as is the pelvis.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Alley Oop

Theres a man in the funny papers we all know (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
He lived ‘way back a long time ago (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
He dont eat nothin’ but a bear cat stew (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
Well this cat’s name is-a Alley Oop (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)

He got a chauffeur that’s a genuwine dinosawruh (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
And he can knuckle your head before you count to fawruh (Alley Oop, oop, oop-
oop)

He got a big ugly club and a head fulla hairuh (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like great big lions and grizzly bearuhs (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley Oop) He’s the toughest man there is alive
(Alley Oop) Wearin’ clothes from a wildcat’s hide
(Alley Oop) He’s the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go!!) (SCREAM)

He rides thru the jungle tearin’ limbs offa trees (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
Knockin’ great big monstahs dead on their knees (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
The cats don’t bug him cuz they know bettah (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
Cuz he’s a mean motah scootah and a bad go-gettah (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley Oop) He’s the toughest man there is alive
(Alley Oop) Wearin’ clothes from a wildcat’s hide
(Alley Oop) He’s the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go!!) (SCREAM)

[thackney]

You’re related to Popeye.

[JoeProBono]

[r9etb]

And, if this picture is any guide, Neanderthals died out due to rampant homsexuality among the popeye-armed males...

[Scythian]

Neanderthal is a myth, there is no such thing, sorry.

[alexander_busek]

"The common method for killing animals was direct contact with the victim," said Mednikova, a professor in the Institute of Archaeology at the Russian Academy of Sciences.

I think she means "prey."

Regards,

[org.whodat]

Ok, now where is the Captain.

[alicewonders]

Did that go for their women as well?

[a fool in paradise]

[bert]

It is also believed that the strong arm evolved a necessity to drag the kicking and screaming female to the back of the cave.

[bert]

It is also believed that the strong arm evolved a necessity to drag the kicking and screaming female to the back of the cave.

[Sacajaweau]

This is a scientist's portrayal of what was....except he has put it in a box....and reached a conclusion....

which has absolutely no validity given the vast numbers of living beings who inhabited the earth...way back when....

[fabian]

That’s because they weere a type of glorified ape...just as the apes of today have very stronger arms. There still is no evolutionary transitional fossils of apes into humans and there will never be. Yet the brainwashing continues. Thank God for commonsense and the internet!

[Jonah Hex]

"We're strong to the finish 'cause we eats our spinach..."

[colorado tanker]

Neanderthal females had arms that were more evenly matched and not nearly as muscular.

True.

[jetson]