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With so much depressing news these days, it's nice to read an article that's just plain fun. The comments at the end are priceless too. (This is my first-ever post, so please forgive any mistakes.)
1 posted on 07/25/2010 5:32:32 AM PDT by abbyg55
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It’s fortunate for them that they weren’t foo birds...

Cuz as we all know: If the foo s**ts, wear it...


2 posted on 07/25/2010 5:37:48 AM PDT by Keith (We live in an America of National Socialism...sound familiar? It should...)
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Lucky they weren’t playing in an open air beach venue in Florida. Those stealth bombing pelicans can drop a sizable load!


3 posted on 07/25/2010 5:40:46 AM PDT by poobear
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I was standing in formation at attention at OCS when me and the guy next to me got hit by massive seagull crap. It was dripping off of my cover, the guy next to me had it on his face. Couldn’t move either. We both failed inspection....


4 posted on 07/25/2010 5:41:03 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
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“(This is my first-ever post, so please forgive any mistakes.)”

You did great. Just as good as the pros.

Pigeon poop can be very nasty stuff.
It is not always like normal bird droppings,
and often more like diarrhea.


5 posted on 07/25/2010 5:46:02 AM PDT by AlexW
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Everybody is a critic...


6 posted on 07/25/2010 5:46:26 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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This thread is worthless without pics.


8 posted on 07/25/2010 5:50:55 AM PDT by Allegra (I am not humblegunner...and Pablo is very wily.)
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I got bombed by a goose one day, and later I mentioned it to an Italian friend. He said it was good luck to have a bird **** on your head. I didn’t quite see it that way.


9 posted on 07/25/2010 6:00:29 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (For the first time in half a century, there is no former KKK member in the US Senate.)
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To: windcliff

ping


11 posted on 07/25/2010 6:03:37 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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The band had already been warned about the pigeon situation but were determined that the show must go on, even after opening bands The Postelles and The Stills were covered in pigeon excrement as they came off stage.

LOL!! That's dedication!

12 posted on 07/25/2010 6:04:27 AM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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great band


13 posted on 07/25/2010 6:12:52 AM PDT by RDTF
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Hey, what can I say? We St. Louisans are a tough crowd. :)


19 posted on 07/25/2010 7:04:13 AM PDT by Clintons Are White Trash (Lynn Stewart, Helen Thomas, Rosie ODonnell, Maureen Dowd, Medea Benjamin - The Axis of Ugly)
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I don’t have to take this s**t !


21 posted on 07/25/2010 7:08:50 AM PDT by csvset
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Well howdy stranger....good to see you here!

Good job on the post, BTW....even though it’s a shi!!y subject!

;^)


22 posted on 07/25/2010 7:15:26 AM PDT by Las Vegas Ron ("Because without America, there is no free world" - Canada Free Press - MSM, where are you?)
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Bass Players Unite




Everybody Picks on the Bass Player


Remember the Movie "Spinal Tap"?

Who Was The One Who Got Stuck In The Pod?

The Bass Player!

Who Is The One Who Never Gets a Date after the Show?

The Bass Player!

Who Is The One Who Holds Down The Bottom While Everyone Else Gets the Spotlight?

The Bass Player! LOL!

Who Gets Pooped on By Pigeons?

You Got it.

23 posted on 07/25/2010 7:17:40 AM PDT by left that other site (Your Mi'KMaq Paddy Whacky Bass Playing Biker Buddy)
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To: Impy; Quix; stephenjohnbanker; SunkenCiv

Run, Forrest, run!


24 posted on 07/25/2010 7:19:44 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (Want stimulus? Look to Harding, JFK,, and Reagan. Tax cuts work. FAnnie/FReddie hurt.)
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I had a bird poop on me while in the outdoor garden section of Lowe’s.

Of course, here in PA Dutch country, people think that’s a sign of good luck!

Go figure!


26 posted on 07/25/2010 7:26:48 AM PDT by airborne (Why is it we won't allow the Bible in school, but we will in prison? Think about it.)
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I’m not laughing at him
I’m not laughing
I’m not laughing
....
...

:D :D :D :D


27 posted on 07/25/2010 7:53:29 AM PDT by Shimmer1 (Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.)
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Paging Dick Cheney...


28 posted on 07/25/2010 8:01:11 AM PDT by conservativeharleyguy (Democrats: Over 60 million fooled daily!)
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Not a good run there lately. Mike Campbell of The Heartbreakers suffered from dehydration last week.


34 posted on 07/25/2010 9:14:08 AM PDT by Mr. Blonde (You ever thought about being weird for a living?)
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After seeing what happened to the two previous bands, Kings of Leon proved
not to be kings of improvisation ...

Life's tough ... get a helmet.

38 posted on 07/25/2010 9:39:07 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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