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Man tries to cash forged check for one million dollars at a bank's drive-through window
Greene County Daily World | 7/27/2010 | Anna Rochelle

Posted on 07/28/2010 4:18:10 PM PDT by Military family member

A rural Bloomfield man who went to the drive-through window of the Eastern Heights branch of the Bloomfield State Bank early Friday morning, and tried to cash a check for one million dollars, didn't drive off with any cash.

Later the same day, Lt. Bryan Woodall of the Greene County Sheriff's Department gave the man a ride to the county jail.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: nolinky; stupidcriminal
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1 posted on 07/28/2010 4:18:15 PM PDT by Military family member
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To: Military family member

NSF?


2 posted on 07/28/2010 4:20:53 PM PDT by muddler (Diligentia, Vis and Celeritas)
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To: muddler

You gotta wonder.


3 posted on 07/28/2010 4:22:01 PM PDT by Military family member (GO Colts!!)
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To: Military family member

Inbreeding?


4 posted on 07/28/2010 4:22:04 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (.)
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To: Military family member

He couldn’t spell gazillion?


5 posted on 07/28/2010 4:22:08 PM PDT by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: Military family member

Wow, I didn’t know banks still had drive up windows.


6 posted on 07/28/2010 4:22:38 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Isn't enough always enough?)
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To: Military family member

Why doesn’t he just run for office? Everyone who gets elected seems to make good scratch right quick.


7 posted on 07/28/2010 4:23:14 PM PDT by thesharkboy (<-- Looking for the silver lining in every cloud, since 1998)
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He’s probably a Democrat!


8 posted on 07/28/2010 4:23:40 PM PDT by Military family member (GO Colts!!)
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To: Military family member

He heard about Obamaaaabailouts.


9 posted on 07/28/2010 4:23:40 PM PDT by Leo Carpathian (fffffFRrrreeeeepppeeee-ssed!)
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To: Military family member

Idiot, how did he expected million to be stuffed in that tube?


10 posted on 07/28/2010 4:24:38 PM PDT by Leo Carpathian (fffffFRrrreeeeepppeeee-ssed!)
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To: Military family member

Well... sure... but if you can pull it off, you’ve only got to do it once.


11 posted on 07/28/2010 4:24:45 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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12 posted on 07/28/2010 4:25:01 PM PDT by mgstarr ("Some of us drink because we're not poets." Arthur (1981))
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To: MARTIAL MONK

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13 posted on 07/28/2010 4:25:09 PM PDT by JLS (Democrats: People who won't even let you enjoy an unseasonably warm winter day.)
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To: Military family member

Woah. That dude is like soooo s t o n e d.


14 posted on 07/28/2010 4:25:27 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Military family member; Liz; AT7Saluki; writer33
Man tries to cash forged check for one million dollars at a bank's drive-through window

I've tried it. It doesn't work. You've got to go INSIDE to get the loot.

15 posted on 07/28/2010 4:25:34 PM PDT by Libloather (Tea totaler, PROUD birther, mobster, pro-lifer, anti-warmer, enemy of the state, extremist....)
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To: Military family member

Well, that will cost him $30 in fees.


16 posted on 07/28/2010 4:26:54 PM PDT by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked." BHO)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

I don’t think this guy’s family tree has any forks.


17 posted on 07/28/2010 4:27:19 PM PDT by Signalman
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To: Military family member

The son of Khalid Sheik Mohammed?


18 posted on 07/28/2010 4:28:09 PM PDT by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked." BHO)
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To: Military family member

When I was a kid, a buddy of mine’s cat had a litter of kittens. He set up a curbside stand with a sign, “Kittens-$100,000”. i said I didn’t he was going to sell them at that price, to which he replied, “Ya, but I only gotta sell one!”


19 posted on 07/28/2010 4:28:50 PM PDT by Spok ("Liberalism is more a mood than a philosophy." -Robert Bork)
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To: Signalman

20 posted on 07/28/2010 4:30:04 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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