Birds Shrinking Due To Global Warming, Will Disappear By 2035

Altered News ^ | 8/3/2010

[CitizenM]

So, if animals tend to be smaller in warmer climates...and man is an animal...then what?

Will man, down in the Amazon, shrink into nothing, while his counterpart man, up at the North Pole, will grow the size of the Jolly Green Giant?

Jeeze these people who come up with these theories do not think past their short noses.

[paulycy]

Just remember: they used to be as big as dinosaurs.

[Fresh Wind]

That’s the sumbitch that pooped on my clean car the other day. I’m renting an antiaircraft cannon.

It's your own damn fault for washing your car. Birds never poop on a dirty car.

[mgpilot]

““Right, which is why most of the worlds largest land based animals all live in.....sub Sahara Africa.”

Yes, but the elephants that live in Canada are larger than those that live in sub Sahara Africa..”

I was going to make the same point- polar bears in Africa tend to be smaller.

[The Comedian]

In biology, there is a general rule of thumb that animals tend to become smaller in warmer climates:

Yeah, that explains the elephants in Africa, and the emu in Australia.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[JaguarXKE]

What? I thought COLD weather caused shrinkage.

Ever notice how, after getting out of a cold pool, you can't find...it?

[JaguarXKE]

Wasn’t there a web site somewhere that attempted to archive all the things purported to be caused by GW?

[GSWarrior]

Speak for yourself.

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[Seeking the truth]

Is that Rodan?

[Stand Watch Listen]

The pool water was warm I tell you...warm!!!...hot even!!!

[Tijeras_Slim]

The monster from a really bad B movie, “The Giant Claw”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sKGz-hQ0yg

[pasodave]

Bergmann’s rule is an ecogeographic rule that correlates latitude with body mass in animals. Bergmann’s rule is controversial amongst researchers and its validity has been called into question and there is division amongst scientists about whether the rule should be interpreted to be within species variation or among species variation.

[GSWarrior]

You know that this came from a satire website?

[dalereed]

“Songbirds in the US are getting smaller”

When the buzzard gets to the size of a hummingbird, let me know, until then I don’t give a damn!

[dfwgator]

“Songbirds in the US are getting smaller”

".....And Leon's getting laaaaarger."

[SunkenCiv]

Just a little joke. :’)

[PATRIOT1876]

Soon birds will be so small that you will only be able to view them under a mircoscope!

Why, the crested-okeydoke pelosi of California only has a brain the size of a rotten peanut.

You can blame all of this on the fact that people insist on going to there jobs, staying warm in the winter (selfishly not freezing to death or getting sick with NO concern for the planet or the elites who need heat more than the peons do) and cool in the summer.

Bad Air-conditioning!

So, stop driving your cars and going to work or you'll ruin the planet, bankrupt the carbon credit scammers, and take power from your overlords that they so richly deserve!

Remember, obey your Supreme Leaders. According to Sean Penn, no matter what they do to you, or what their behavior, they are NOT dictators because they were elected just like Stalin, PolPot, Hitler and Ceausescu.

[dead]

Birds shrinking to the point of invisibility??!