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Money falls from butt during strip search
UPI ^ | 8/19/2010

Posted on 08/19/2010 3:07:28 PM PDT by markomalley

PANAMA CITY, Fla., Aug. 19 (UPI) -- Police in Florida said they recovered $45 that fell out of an arrested man's anus during a strip search at the Bay County Jail.

Officers said Nicholas Ryan Harris, 19, told officers there was nothing hidden on his body following his arrest on charges of driving under the influence, possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia, the Panama City News Herald reported Thursday.

However, the incident report states "several dollar bills fell from Nicholas' buttocks area" during a strip search at the Bay County Jail.

Harris is now facing a charge of introducing contraband into a county facility.


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1 posted on 08/19/2010 3:07:29 PM PDT by markomalley
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To: markomalley

keep the money, please


2 posted on 08/19/2010 3:08:13 PM PDT by Perdogg (Nancy Pelosi did more damage to America on 03/21 than Al Qaeda did on 09/11)
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To: markomalley

Money laundering! Stat!


3 posted on 08/19/2010 3:09:51 PM PDT by 'smith
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To: Perdogg

Pretty soon currency will be worth the same as toilet paper. Maybe he is one step ahead.


4 posted on 08/19/2010 3:10:01 PM PDT by whitedog57
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To: markomalley
Money falls from butt during strip search

So THATS where Congress gets it from.

5 posted on 08/19/2010 3:15:06 PM PDT by lowbridge (Rep. Dingell: "Its taken a long time.....to control the people.")
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To: markomalley

Hey mister, I asked if you could break a fifty...keep the change! please!


6 posted on 08/19/2010 3:15:18 PM PDT by silverleaf (Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.)
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To: markomalley

At least it wasn’t a flying monkey.


7 posted on 08/19/2010 3:17:15 PM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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To: markomalley; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
If he had only taken proper precautions, he might have gotten away with it.
8 posted on 08/19/2010 3:20:46 PM PDT by mikrofon (Filthy lucre)
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To: markomalley
Maybe he can get a job on the ETrade Super Bowl commercial. "He's got money coming out of his whazoo!"


9 posted on 08/19/2010 3:21:54 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Gun control was originally to protect Klansmen from their victims. The basic reason hasn't changed.)
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To: markomalley

An old Southern expression comes to mind here - “S—tting in high cotton.” I wonder if there could be a relationship to what happened here. Nah! Don’t think so.


10 posted on 08/19/2010 3:22:55 PM PDT by davisfh
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To: markomalley

When you’re gonna bribe police, you always want to be able to have plausible denial if they don’t go for it. :)


11 posted on 08/19/2010 3:24:27 PM PDT by RobRoy (The US Today: Revelation 18:4)
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To: KarlInOhio
Finally found a page with the commercial (the youtube version had lousy audio).

Money out of the whazoo ad

12 posted on 08/19/2010 3:27:40 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Gun control was originally to protect Klansmen from their victims. The basic reason hasn't changed.)
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To: markomalley

“eeuw”


13 posted on 08/19/2010 3:31:04 PM PDT by DefeatCorruption (t)
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To: markomalley

Suddenly I have the urge to squirt some Purell in my wallet.


14 posted on 08/19/2010 3:44:41 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: whitedog57
He's in deep s*** trouble with Sheryl Crowe.

Dude is way over the limit and besides, it's not biodegradable!

15 posted on 08/19/2010 3:53:10 PM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: markomalley

That’s nothing. Think of the trillions coming out of Geithner’s a$$.


16 posted on 08/19/2010 4:15:49 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: markomalley

How big does your anus have to be to allow dollar bills to fall out?


17 posted on 08/19/2010 4:20:25 PM PDT by White Bear ("Una salus victus nullam sperare salutem" - The one hope of the doomed is not to hope for safety.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


18 posted on 08/19/2010 5:08:31 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: markomalley

(_$_)


19 posted on 08/19/2010 5:10:37 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (Iowa floods, Obama vacations. Moochelle Obama, please pass the cake.)
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To: markomalley
Filthy lucre!
20 posted on 08/19/2010 5:12:35 PM PDT by csvset
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