Posted on 09/02/2010 4:31:51 PM PDT by Xenalyte
Soooo I have recently started training with my local roller derby team, and I hope to pass the assessment and get picked up for the roster by next year.
Should that happen, I will need an epic awesome roller derby girl name. And I'm comin' up snake-eyes, so I figured I'd come to the funniest brain trust there is.
Criteria: the punnier, the better. Some examples of actual already-in-use names:
Ann Archy Felony Griffith Melicious Lusty Nails Fleetwood Smack Wreck Tangle
Sexy is good. Fierce is good. If we could work something conservative into it, that would be EPIC.
Oh, forgot to add, Atilla the Honey.
I saw Mojos wedding on the go cart track in spring valley Ca were I lived.
Rev Dick Montana hitched them up real good.
I saw Mojos wedding on the go cart track in spring valley Ca were I lived.
Rev Dick Montana hitched them up real good.
Well, dammit! Genghis Connie and Attila the Honey are already taken.
Lindsay Lonestar.
TAKEN! Dislike.
Sarah Painlin
Daymnit!
No, maybe not. . . .
Oooh dats a good one.
martina_fierrco?
Ellen DeCapitate.
Victoria C. Grit.
Well, OK...I am Yours!...
You spelled his name right...I couldn’t remember that...
I saw him jam in a little ‘theatre’ on Elm St. a long time ago... Wrecked my world! Good stuff...
They were fun bands for a bunch of rebel babptist kids...lol...
lol!!
Punk is just fun...
Always has been, always will be... as long as there are kids who don’t care for (c)rap...
What did ya’ll have before Ziggy Stardust? LOL!!!!!!
Princess Die is great! LOL!!
Trish Trauma, Busty Blocker, Deedee Kupt, Barbee Bashier, Kat Fite, Vicki Viper, Selena Smasher(or Slasher), Cindy Cyclone, Sally Speed, Kate Kilz, Jackie Jerhk, Wendy Wayster, Nancy Nailz, Trina Tripper, Foul Val, Dena Denier, Madam Mauler, Paula Puncher, Candy Colic, Betty Bile, Gayle Force.
Before Ziggy was the MC5.
There has always been punk music
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