Posted on 09/02/2010 4:31:51 PM PDT by Xenalyte
Soooo I have recently started training with my local roller derby team, and I hope to pass the assessment and get picked up for the roster by next year.
Should that happen, I will need an epic awesome roller derby girl name. And I'm comin' up snake-eyes, so I figured I'd come to the funniest brain trust there is.
Criteria: the punnier, the better. Some examples of actual already-in-use names:
Ann Archy Felony Griffith Melicious Lusty Nails Fleetwood Smack Wreck Tangle
Sexy is good. Fierce is good. If we could work something conservative into it, that would be EPIC.
Necroposting to tell you that if you’re ever in Houston during the derby season, VIP bout tickets are on me. Say hello to Sister Ballistic.
Thank you, my man!
Done and done. And I mean DONE.
Thank you for the offer! I hope all is well in your world and 2012 is off to a great start.
And bad news: a girl in our league with Sista in her name negged my choice “to avoid confusion.” Which I doubt there will be, since I don’t plan to try out. Back to the thread!
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