[Mamzelle]

First of all, who is managing the cleanup, considering the kind of crowd that Stewart and Colbert will draw? Have they alerted the local hospitals to provide HazMat support to help reduce the danger of infection from all those loose bodily fluids, bloodied hypodermic needles, scattered and tattered porn, ick, ick, at al?

[dirtboy]

Ignore ‘em - if 100 protestors show up, it’ll double their attendance numbers.

[Mamzelle]

We could hire some people to represent Planned Parenthood to distribute free condom coupons, and abortion discount coupons.

[Howie66]

Are they going to burn our Constitution?

[paulycy]

Hire an entire Star Trek convention to show up in homemade costumes.

[mmercier]

stewart is some kind of americanized self hating jew; a strange being that is still unclassifiable.

colbert is a clever little stewart minyme prick.

colbert reminds me of the nose in sleeper.

[a fool in paradise]

Determine what percentage of the crowd is sober/drunk. This is staged on Halloween weekend. It’s gonna be a kegger in the park.

[The Pack Knight]

It’s the day before Halloween, and they have Colbert running a “countermarch”. I think they’re going to have a little trouble being taken seriously, if that’s even their goal.

My suggestion is to ignore them.

[vpintheak]

How about: Smarmy Sarcstic Left-wingers Convention

[conservativeharleyguy]

Ignore it. It’s theatre...

At any rate, the vast majority of their “audience” will be unable to get parental permission to attend.

What suburban yuppie helicopter mommy will allow her poor, dear, ADHD-riddled Timmy to pack up his skateboard and head to DC on Halloween weekend?

[Tzimisce]

“Moderate” of course, means “liberal”.

Trying to help their lefty friends in government.

[CynicalBear]

I would say completely ignore it then watch for the number of arrests that were made because of drinking, drugs, or unruly conduct. Pictures the next morning of the mess left behind would be good.