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1 posted on 09/19/2010 1:50:02 PM PDT by Neil E. Wright
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To: Neil E. Wright

Thanks for posting.

That terrier looks eager for anything.

And it’s my impression that’s exactly the way cats think.


2 posted on 09/19/2010 2:01:34 PM PDT by Ole Okie
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To: Neil E. Wright

A T-Rex’s day planner...

Sept. 19. Find something alive, kill it, eat it.

Sept. 20. Find something alive, kill it, eat it.

Sept. 21. Find something alive, kill it, eat it.

(old Far Side cartoon)


3 posted on 09/19/2010 2:02:35 PM PDT by Hugin (Remember the first rule of gunfighting...have a gun..-- Col. Jeff Cooper)
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To: Neil E. Wright

Ha! Cute! I wouldn’t be surprised if that was exactly how cats thought!


5 posted on 09/19/2010 2:20:05 PM PDT by Immerito
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To: Neil E. Wright

excellent


6 posted on 09/19/2010 3:07:04 PM PDT by silverleaf (The lesser of two evils is still evil.)
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To: Neil E. Wright

The fallacy is that cats don’t think, they merely respond instinctively.


7 posted on 09/19/2010 3:36:41 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Greetings Jacques. The revolution is coming)
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To: Neil E. Wright

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk..

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert..

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who’s happy to see you.


8 posted on 09/19/2010 5:49:24 PM PDT by B4Ranch (Conflict is inevitable; Combat is an option. Train for the fight.)
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To: conservativeharleyguy

ping


9 posted on 09/28/2010 4:12:23 PM PDT by conservativeharleyguy (Democrats: Over 60 million fooled daily!)
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