Don’t foget the sucker’s game of buying clothes for your wife. There are 3 possible responses from her:
— “It’s too small!! I’m getting fat!!!” (49.5% chance)
— “It’s too big!!! You THINK I’m fat!!!” (49.5% chance)
— “It’s perfect!! Darling you’re the best!” (1% chance).
I stopped buying clothes for my wife along time ago. It seemed futile to borrow my money from her purse to buy her something she was going to take back and get cash for to put back in her purse.
I'm actually batting 1000 at that! I've picked her up two different items out of the blue- both at a resale store. A nice blouse, and a complete outfit in her favorite color. Both fit her perfectly, and look fantastic on her!
Sometimes I'm the luckiest guy in the world :)
Oh, and just for the record- my wife disliked me the moment she laid eyes on me! I've been teasing her for years that she should have known I was good husband material from that :).