Posted on 12/09/2010 7:29:08 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
I recently got an email at work concerning a local toy drive. I was considering donating, until a follow-up email stated that there were to be "no toy guns, swords, nor other toys that promote violence." I promptly deleted both emails.
And I live in Texas, not California!
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No - I do not want to “ride shotgun”!
But I will need a bond and a huge cash deposit from Santa -
He did not get that red nose from ginger ale!
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Lol, I think you're confusing Santa with Rudolf the red nosed reindeer!! LOL But, her antlers would make a good place to hang that gun.
surely Monica Silva is here in the US legally!
ANOTHER GRINCH
Now Grinches hate Christmas, its always been plain,
And this year a Grinch showed up again!
To steal Christmas this time, he tried another way
To steal all the presents---AND Santas sleigh!
He climbed on a roof, behind a chimney hunkered down,
Ready to get on the sleigh with one bound.
Then late in the night he heard the sound
From way up in the sky it was coming down.
Sleigh-bells tinkling and a reindeer snort
Gave notice that the time was growing short!
The sleigh came down and landed so close
That a reindeer gagged (Grinches really smell gross!)
The Grinch held a big club to whop Santa with,
To knock the old guy off, and take the sleigh and the gifts!
He leaped into the air, on the sleigh to land
And Santa turned around, raising his hand.
Blued steel gleamed in the dim starlight,
And three muzzle flashes lit up the night.
Two shots to the chest and one to the head,
And that darned ol Grinch was lying there dead!
His plan to steal Christmas had gone down in defeat,
Cause this year Santa was packing heat!
Good grief. I hate liberals’ “feelings.” I wish they’d shove those feelings “where the sun don’t shine.”
I think its pretty crazy, to tell you the truth, Bobby Vierra said. I mean, we're just trying to sell trees out here.
It's a crazy new world out there, not the America we grew up in.
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.....and eight caribou -
- Whoops!
Make that seven!
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Hey Monica if it wasn't for Santa and and his gun, you'd have the AntiChrist to deal with right now.
Instead: best Christmas ever for the boy in the red poofball hat.
Hmmm... BOFH Santa Claus! From Way back in my past as a BOFH and sysadmin myself this is from newsgrous alt.sysadmin.recovery:
> From: stevet@[deleted] (Steve Thompson)
> Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery,rec.humor
> Subject: Santa Clause is^H^Hwas coming to town.
> Date: 25 Dec 1995 05:46:39 -0500
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> Some of you may be perplexed about the time you read this message. This
> will be because Santa never made it to your respective abodes, hovels,
> or machine-rooms. It would seem that his trip was cut short in Toronto this
> year.
>
> You see, Santa is dead.
>
For all of it see my FR homepage...
Yes, Sarah did shoot one, didn’t she?
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Yup -
Sarah Palin can pull the trigger!
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And beat the fish, lol.
Yup, fish or cut bait! Lol, that’s a big one.
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Obama is a mullet with it’s spine cut out so it will flip around on a outrigger to attract large gamefish
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That sounds soooo - delovely...snicker.
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