Vanity: Things you would rather do than watch Barry's SOTU

[goodwithagun]

I'll get us started: Slam my nose in a car door.

[Coffee_drinker]

This is the best laugh I’ve had all year, what a group of cards we have here.

[Vision]

Lay on a couch and stare at a wall.

[wyokostur]

Reading Atlas Shrugged for the first time...amen to everything you said.

[RightFighter]

Hide in Rosey O’Donnel’s underwear.

You win.

I don't think so, because I'd rather make out with Helen Thomas than watch Obama's SOTU speech.

[loungitude]

Swim in a river of vomit.

[fwdude]

Hide in Rosey O’Donnel’s underwear.

You win.

I don't think so, because I'd rather make out with Helen Thomas than watch Obama's SOTU speech.

I took that to mean that Rosie is still wearing her underwear while you're in them.

[blackbart.223]

"Or President Camacho's address in 'Idiocracy.'"

Whatever Obama says President Comacho will make far more sense.

[mc5cents]

We’re going to read “The Iliad.”

What a coincidence! Just tonight I was going to begin re-reading The Odyssey. Whoda thunk it?

[LachlanMinnesota]

If you want to know who is a conservative, have them read Atlas Shrugged. If they are angry as hell about a third of the way in, they are not conservative.

[blackbart.223]

That’s in the top ten.

[Eepsy]

[mass55th]

I’d rather be cleaning out my bowels in prep for a colonoscopy.

[little jeremiah]

Twist my ankle.

Spend a week of sleepless nights with a toothache.

Have a bout of uncontrollable vomiting and/or diarrhead.

Clean up cat poop and/or diarrhea.

Renew my drivers’ license.

Have a root canal without enough anesthetic.

[greyfoxx39]

....closely investigation my belly button for any left-over lint.

[LachlanMinnesota]

should be “not angry as hell” sorry

[mstar]

work on my income tax return

[COBOL2Java]

Anything that Mike Rowe does...

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

I’ll be watching the Australian Open.

[TSgt]

Fungus grow under my toenails.

[Renegade]

Stock up on Guns and ammo ( while you can) . You might need them !