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Posted on 03/31/2011 9:31:17 PM PDT by JustAmy
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Nice picture.
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There's an Australian yarn about a sheep-herder who used his motor-cycle to make his "Ewe" turns. One day, as he drove his flock near a chocolate factory, he ended up with a mess of "Hershy Baaahs!"
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Dear John,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.
Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart.
I was a fool - nobody can take your place. I love you.
All my love,
Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx
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P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.
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Sugar and spice and everything nice—
that’s not a bad way to be remembered by others.
We need to give others sugar as well as salt.
Be a little salt and sugar to those you meet today!
Hi, lonestar! Here is a link of Indian Fry bread recipes, from different tribes. I do believe the Navajo Tribe was the originator:
http://www.manataka.org/page180.html#Navajo
Hi Meg! What a beautiful graphic for this beautiful Tuesday!
Glad you liked it! Hope you have a great day! :)
Awwwwwwwwwww! So sweet! Thank you!
LOL!
Another LOL! Thanks!!
That’s a cute angel, Amy. (I see it is YOU!) Hope you are having a good day, today, you lil angel!
Saint Peter showed him to his house, a small cottage on a tiny plot in the woods. The closets were full of simple but servicable clothing, and the kitchen was stocked with the basic needs. Bill slowly settled into a modest and quiet life in heaven.
One day, Bill was walking in one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.
"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"
"Actually," the man replied, "I was given a hundred of these when I got here. I've been treated really well. I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful lake. I have a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course, tennis courts and three Rolls Royces."
"Were you the Pope, or a doctor who healed the sick?" asked Gates.
"No," said his new friend, "actually, I was the captain of the Titanic."
Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stalked off to find St. Peter.
Cornering St. Peter, Bill told him about the man he had just met, saying, "How could you give me a paltry new house, while you're showering new cars, a mansion, and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented the Windows operating system! Why does he deserve better?"
"Yes, we use Windows here in heaven," replied Peter,
"but the Titanic only crashed once."
Thank you! My back is yelling at me and I am going to be scarce til it quietens down.
(((HUGS)))
What a cute goodnight kitty, Dubya! (I’m starting at Post 501 because I’m always so far behind)
Hope you get better soon :^).
How WONDERFUL,Amy!! FANTASTIC!!
A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"
"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.
"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
So is yours, Yorkie!! :) Thank you!
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