Posted on 04/05/2011 6:02:17 AM PDT by silent_jonny
I know - the mention of his name and he jumps up and waves to the audience and into the camera. Too funny.
btw, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE LISTENING TO???
GAWD! What the hell is this with Beyonce?
Too bad Osama’s dead—she would be a perfect 50th wife.
WTH is this hell? Sounds like she is singing about onions.
Her songs could have been:
Black Velvet
Something to Talk About
Anything by Stevie Wonder
;-)
Wait...er.....that didn't come out quite right.
Makes all 3 idol contestants look better
Yes.,..she is his BEARD!
Is Beyonce having an epileptic seizure?
They cut the video short. Probably after last week’s Gaga
I thought it was an elephant..but it was a little hard to see where the elephant ended and Steven began...
This for the link. Stevie makes this song soar.
Beyonce’s husband is filthy stinkin’ rich. She can do any stupid thing she wants to do. That was an example of wasting her talent. Destiny’s Child was better than Beyonce by herself. All this girl power stuff is fantasy.
I need Paula’s coke cup after that song.
Her audition clip: We're reminded that she tried out for Idol once before, made it as far as the judge's table, but was turned down. She was told she wasn't ready.
Steven: (in the clip) But see I wasn't here then!
She, like Scotty and Lauren, got the unanimous yes Golden Ticket.
Back live, Seacrest says that Haley has the eye of the tiger, ignoring the clip and concentrating on her song.
Which Iovine says is Fleetwood Mac's "Rhiannon". A really slooooooow version of the song. But then it picks up, thankfully. There's a fan blowing on her from the foot on the stage, giving her a Stevie Nicks-video look.
It's okay, but it just keeps going and going.
Mildly 
Randy: I think you did a good job. Pitch was perfect. Somber moments. You're just in the zone right now. You're having fun up there. (to Steven) Do guys have wind/fan machines? (laughs)
Steven: Let your hair down and let the wind catch it. Played it like we knew you would.
J-Lo: Thought you could have taken a little further at the end. But a nice contrast to earlier (her first performance)
Seacrest asks the judges who won Round #2.
Steven: I gotta say Lauren Alaina. She did it for me.
J-Lo: Scotty, Scotty, Scotty.
Randy: Scotty, Scotty, Scotty.
Iovine's in the audience he says pretty much nothing, other than that he's in love with all three singers.
After this we're treated to the musical equivalient of a root canal, courtesy of a Beyonce video. It's just noise! "Who run the world? Girls". "Who make a stupid video? Beyonce".
Thank goodness, we don't have to watch it all. Cut to commercial.
LOL!! I was expecting our favorite Kenyan to get a cameo!
LOL
That was crazy.
That’s what happens when you get too famous and no one has the nerve to tell you your ideas are stupid.
Yo, Bert :)
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