Russel (oldest of three) was eager to get his drivers license: We got him to the DL exam office - he passed the written and “driving” test with no problems.
He wanted to drive home -> No problem, we let.
He pulled out of the DL office, turned right, drove 600 feet and stopped for a red light.
....
(Dramatic pause.)
....
Guy hit him from behind at the red light.
*Facepalm*
That’s just.... sounds like my luck.