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To: Lucky9teen

Something to think about.....

I had amnesia once - or twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.

Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, “First let me see the sandwich.”

What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m not sure.

The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help “groups”?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?

The speed of time is one-second per second.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What’s another word for thesaurus?

If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Is Marx’s tomb a communist plot?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.

It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken?


40 posted on 05/27/2011 8:30:52 AM PDT by unique
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To: unique

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68 posted on 05/28/2011 11:08:01 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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