Posted on 05/27/2011 5:31:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Checkin’ in 8 hours late....on the road this morning returning from a few days in Laughlin, NV - and you shoulda seen all the “River Rats” headed toward the Colorado River for the long weekend, driving in the opposite direction....whew.
Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German-speaking
population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man
drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen.”
Which means: (Don’t drink the water, the cows have sh** in it.)
The man shouted back: “I’m from New York and just down here
campaigning for Obama’s health care plan, I can’t understand you.
Please speak in English.”
The farmer replied: “Use two hands, you’ll get more.”
Tolerance
I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being
built near Ground Zero.*
I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque
should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.*
That is why I also propose, that two nightclubs be opened next door to the
mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call one
of the clubs (which would be gay) “The Turban Cowboy” and the other being a
topless bar “You Mecca Me Hot”. *
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and adjacent to
that have an open barbeque pork rib restaurant, called something like “ Iraq
o’ Ribs”? *
Across the street there could be a very daring lingerie store called Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. *
Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop
(Koranal Knowledge), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side
a liquor store, maybe call it “Morehammered”? *
Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance.
Problem solved.
While it is hilarious to see it, the sound makes it even more so, IMO. ;)
LOLOLOL
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