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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 05/27/2011 5:31:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
It's well past time for someone to step in an take the Guinness out of President Obama’s hand; because as usual, he has a bit of trouble staying out of the news for gaffes that many thought were a thing of the past once the “most brilliant man to ever be elected President” replaced… well, George W. Bush.
The Beast bottoms out...
And he doesn't even remember what year it is...
Then, there is his toast to the Queen.....
Awkward....
Maybe Obama needs to read up on this?
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: gaffe; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:32:36 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:33:09 AM PDT
by
Hoodat
(Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. - (Rom 8:37))
To: Lucky9teen
Some crank calls judgement day every few weeks. Why did this guy get so much publicity from the extremist media?
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:34:13 AM PDT
by
Christian Engineer Mass
(25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:35:01 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
To: Lucky9teen
Did you hear that bummer signing 2008 in Westminster Abbey counts as an executive order? The last 3 years are null and void, according to US federal law.
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:35:57 AM PDT
by
Christian Engineer Mass
(25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:36:26 AM PDT
by
Logic n' Reason
(The stain must be ERADICATED....NOW!!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:37:08 AM PDT
by
CPOSharky
(The only thing straight, white, Christian males get is the blame for everything.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:37:22 AM PDT
by
Dacula
(Just say no to Vidalia onions)
To: Lucky9teen
I'll join the thread but you better bolt the door behind me.
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:39:52 AM PDT
by
Berlin_Freeper
(Obama can't see something pure like the truth without wanting to abort it.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:41:39 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
To: Berlin_Freeper
Hey everybody, come on over. We have Berlin Freeper trapped in a closet. :)
I’ll join the thread but you better bolt the door behind me.
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:42:40 AM PDT
by
Dacula
(Just say no to Vidalia onions)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:42:58 AM PDT
by
Tatze
(I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
To: BabyBMW
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:43:11 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(It is Satan's fault)
To: ShadowAce
One day, Obama came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’
So he tied her up and went golfing.
________________
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked.
‘Read it?’ the Polish guy replied, ‘I know the guy.’
_______________________
Michelle came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ‘Obama, pack your bags. I won the lottery!’
Obama said, ‘Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?’
‘Doesn’t matter,’ she said. ‘Just get out.’
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:45:00 AM PDT
by
IM2MAD
To: Tatze
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:46:10 AM PDT
by
Tatze
(I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
To: Lucky9teen
A bather watches as French police on horses patrol the beach near the venue of the G8 summit in Deauville, northern France, May 25, 2011. Police today sealed off the area around the venue where the leaders of the G8 countries are due to meet in Deauville on May 26-7.
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:51:45 AM PDT
by
Berlin_Freeper
(Obama can't see something pure like the truth without wanting to abort it.)
To: Lucky9teen
People born before 1946 were called The Silent generation..
- People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers.
- People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X, .
- And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y.
Why do we call the last group Generation Y?
Y should I get a job?
Y should I leave home and find my own place?
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
Y should I clean my room?
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
Y should I buy any food?
So what should the next, 2011-, generation be called? Generation Z? As in asleep at the wheel?
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:52:18 AM PDT
by
CPOSharky
(The only thing straight, white, Christian males get is the blame for everything.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:56:45 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good dose of chocolate can't cure it.)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
05/27/2011 5:57:19 AM PDT
by
rockabyebaby
(We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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