The Flashlight Machine Gun, Could be a Game Changer (Video)

Funny, Weird, & Educational Pictures or Videos ^ | 6/27/11 | Chuck Ness

[HollyB]

I’ll take an ‘A’ for 1500.

[wardaddy]

Which is why I publicly asked from the top if this was sanctioned by Fresno
A the answer appeared to be No

Last time it got like this in 2005 over amnesty I got a15 month boot so I wanted to see where all this action areas coming from and whether to lie low

[TheOldLady]

As usual, you’re wrong again. Stop being such an arrogant bustard.

[TheOldLady]

If you don’t like what you see, leave.

[ArrogantBustard]

I’ll read as I see fit, and post as I see fit, and the likes of you can just learn to live with it.

[OneVike]

Hey guys, I posted my comment, and figured that by the time I got home in 15 min I would be involved with this. Then I got home and there was no electricity in the kitchen. needless to say I needed to do some electrical work pronto if i was to have dinner.

Wel the lights and the oven all work and my wife is busy making dinner, so now I am finally back online.

I just want to say I apologize for pinging and running, but as I said I meant to be right back when I arrived me.

Looks like it is all ended and I missed the fun I thought I might have......

Oh well. Thanks all.

There was some good news for me when I got home though, my “Twoifbytea” arrived and the raspberry flavored tea is truly everything I have heard it to be. I’m not even a big tea person, but this stuff is really good.

[freedumb2003]

Then I got home and there was no electricity in the kitchen. needless to say I needed to do some electrical work pronto if i was to have dinner.

?? ;)

[TigersEye]

You see, that just highlights the disconnect here, OV. AB has to hike five miles barefoot down a rocky trail to the shed where his neighbor keeps a donkey, steal the donkey, then ride it 15 miles down a muddy ravine before he even sees an electrical line. LOL

[OneVike]

Now that was funny, but I doubt ArrogantBustard would find any humor in it.

Some people are just too wound up for their own health.

[OneVike]

Yea, I could have, but I really wanted to find out what caused the big INGGZIP sound, when the lights went out.

Found it. It was the ceiling fan. The sound was the motor seizing up in the fan and causing a huge short witch tripped the breaker.

I will be leaving the ceiling fan disconnected from the wiring until tomorrow when I can get to Home Depot for a new unit. Then I will again have some electrical work waiting for me when I get home again.

Dinner was good by the way, a nice three cheese chicken casserole with garlic bread and a salad.

[TigersEye]

Some people are just too wound up for their own health.

That's never a good thing. ;-)

FReep on, OneVike. I enjoy your posts.

[WKUHilltopper]

Wow...I remember the "shooting brief case", but was that a "Secret Sam" instead of Man from UNCLE? I remember there was a Man from UNCLE lighter that turned into a pistol too. I never owned these...but some of the kids in the neighborhood did, so I got to play with them. I remember the periscope on the pistol. LOL

[TheOldLady]

Awww... You’re such a sweet guy, AB. Way to win people over, with a cudgel. And here’s to our mutual use of that handy ignore button.

[MrB]

This is the first time I have ever been accused of being an "effete urban faggot, who is devoid of any redeeming characteristics".

But ya gotta admit, that's a pretty good insult.

[ArrogantBustard]

AB has to hike five miles barefoot down a rocky trail to the shed where his neighbor keeps a donkey, steal the donkey, then ride it 15 miles down a muddy ravine before he even sees an electrical line.

Close, but no cigar.

I have to steal the donkey, drag it back up the mountain, and force it to walk on a treadmill, to generate electricity.

You ever try to force a donkey (your neighbor's donkey, no less) to walk on a treadmill?

[TigersEye]

You ever try to force a donkey (your neighbor's donkey, no less) to walk on a treadmill?

Sure! When it gets stubborn I just threaten to take it home.

[OneVike]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZzoTxXVwKY

Yes, it is. Not one I would use on anyone, but good insult just the same.

[OneVike]

You ever try to force a donkey (your neighbor's donkey, no less) to walk on a treadmill?

I would think that it would be about as easy as getting 3rd generation welfare brat to just think about getting a job.

[OneVike]

OOPs, I'll try that again. That was a URL to a video I am preparing to post. This is what I meant to copy and comment to.

You ever try to force a donkey (your neighbor's donkey, no less) to walk on a treadmill?

I would think that it would be about as easy as getting 3rd generation welfare brat to just think about getting a job.