Posted on 06/28/2011 8:11:29 AM PDT by SanFranDan
Just wondering.....Has a **nun** ever been accused of sexual misconduct? I don’t ever recall see this in the news. Yet... Female government teachers dominate the news with regard to government schooling.
Hm?...Odd, isn’t it?
Warn off you off??...On another thread this morning you reposted a pix of a crossdressing guy and said, "I'd hit it." ALL: See post #53 -- That which Lazamataz would "hit"
We know what you are
As a former 16yo male student, I recall I had many heightened fantasies about having sex with certain female educators.
Hell yes...a woman willing to put out for a student in her classroom will probably do pretty much anything...a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g.
Man...I’d love to test those boundaries.
He couldn't comprehend "Gray's Anatomy," so she introduced him to Schilling's.
Ever try to screw on a desk? Do you want a stapler up your @$$?
I must inject, in a non-sexual way, because I am finding myself between the two of you on this interaction and it is too squishy for me.
My injection is this: neither of you know each other. On threads like this nobody is very serious.
YAY! THREESOME!
Please dress like this for me, cheeky.
Ohhhhh, my eyes - cannot unsee that photo!!!!!
Laz should be banned for that image!!!!
Not just a Laz.
A GOLDEN Laz.
Oh, Diogenes, we found an honest man! Thanks for the guffaw.
The one about resetting the atomic clock was the inspiration. Must give credit where due.
Excellent point.
Public schools are taxpayers' schools.
Would these posters really pay for a prostitute-educator with their taxes so that their sons (& daughters) could be exploited to fuel sex outside of marriage, drive up the abortion rate, drive up the STD rate, and yield even more out-of-wedlock pregnancies???
Some of these "hit it" comments remind me that even Weird Al's remakes of songs need remaking!
Below are partial lyrics of Weird Al's "It's All About the Pentiums"...
...itself a remake of Puff Daddy's "It's All About the Benjamins"...
-- and what follows would be my own remake:
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Yeah
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
My remake of Weird Al, based upon cultural observatons:
It's all about the orgasms, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the orgasms, baby
It's all about the orgasms, baby
It's all about the orgasms! (It's all about the orgasms, baby)
It's all about the orgasms! (It's all about the orgasms, baby)
Yeah
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be whackers? Virgin crackers? Jackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' as a slackard
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' mo' bills feedin' ya porn-at-will
Fraggin' ya hard drive for thrills
Ya gotcha 100 viagra pills to Ram
Trollin' porn sites and spreadin' all that spam
All joking aside, not necessarily. My wife teachers learning disabled students, as well as the ‘troublemakers’. She’s had a couch, or until this year, a couch and two chairs, in her classroom. It’s used as a reward for doing all their work early and accurately. They get to go sit and read, in a relaxed setting. Of course, her class size is 15 or under, and she’s at a small school district.
Not all teachers are looking to sex up their students.
However, being very sinful, in my single days, the women who were the freakiest in bed were all teachers. Maybe has something to do with ‘having’ to be so straitlaced for the job, they wanted/needed somewhere/how to unwind and just let it all hang out. And from my personal experience, teachers did (and do).
The teachers are not going after 8 year old boys, or girls...And the schools are not covering for the teachers and moving them around to other schools to let them continue their game...
Notice the difference??? I didn't think so...
I feel stalked or something. I guess you get it all the time Laz. New for me though.
I’ve contacted BJ Clinton.
A total POTUS pardon has been issued.
*My wife teachers learning disabled*
should be
My wife teaches learning disabled
(And obviously, she TRIES to teach me, she married me!)
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