Michelle Obama Storms Out!

Globe Magazine ^

[TruthHound]

First Lady Michelle Obama has told her husband the President she's "had enough" and is packing up their daughters and moving back to Chicago. Only this week's GLOBE has the exclusive story of what triggered Michelle's shocking decision to leave the White House - and her husband.

[StonyBurk]

And its the old old story. The prince and the pauper. What I thinks happened is these folk was put in the WhiteHouse and were totally unprepared for the unlimited Power -and have acted like they have won the lottery,but have no ability to
cope with what they have won. ALL those vacations. All those staged events. This First lady has not seemed to lie convincingly -she still HATES America.

[Miss Behave]

Notice his standard childish "middle-finger moment" directed toward the photographer....

Zero-n-Chewy didn't want evidence of them being at that lil send-off get-together.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I think, once you buy it, you will learn that “storms out” means something totally unrelated to what we think it means! Maybe in Kenyan it means “looks the other way while your husband brings his boyfriend into your marriage”

[King Moonracer]

Whom knows, maybe Barrie keeps roguerring Reggie and threatening to sell the girls to Saudi Princes as brides.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Moochelle is the “entitlement babe” She’s not going anywhere. There is no Lobster and Wagyu Beef in the Chicago mansion. No Wed Martooni parties. No Mooch will leave the Whitehouse when they pry her cold dead hands from around the door jamb.

[Gargantua]

After I wrote that, I sat here laughing until I cried. My wife thought I had sprung a nut. Sometimes I just crack me up.

8^D

[nascarnation]

We heard you was comin' Miss Moosechelle, so we loaded up the hog troughs

[MHGinTN]

When even the queen of dole can't stand the sickness of Washington, you know it's bad! ... Frankly, I can see why she would want to take her daughters and move back into the mansion, away from the fishbowl of DC.

And for those wondering about Sarah, if she goes for the brass ring and moves into the White Hut, don't be surprised if Todd shuns DC to the max. Nice place to visit, but wouldn't want to live there.

[SIDENET]

"EDDDEEEEEE...I WANT HAAALF."

-Oomfufu

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

“...disappointed with his stimulus package.”

Ha, he HAS a stimulus package? In his dung punching life he is likely the punchee...

[Constitution Day]

Bwahahaha!

[dhs12345]

She does come across as a fool when she is preaching the evils of bad eating while her husband is smoking and eating greasy junk food.

Then again, that is what Democrats do — they preach but don’t practice.

[Spunky]

"First Lady Michelle Obama has told her husband the President she's "had enough" and is packing up their daughters and moving back to Chicago."

Seems like I heard this same story a few months back.

[Spunky]

"She’s evidently disappointed with his stimulus package."

Found out it was to small.

[bgill]

Lol, best joke I’ve heard all day. Moochelle is never leaving all that taxpayer money on the table. The lights! The publicity! The celebrities! The parties! The vacations! And the boob belts!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Dat’s racist!

[Lady Jag]

Shw will leave him when he leaves the WH. Till then, whenever she gets pissed at him she'll take another multi-million dollar vacation on your dime.

[TheOldLady]

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