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The Economy Is So Bad That...
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| August 21, 2011
| RetSignman
Posted on 08/21/2011 6:29:58 AM PDT by RetSignman
The economy is so bad that I got a pre~declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing minature golf.
Exxon Mobile laid of 25 congressmen.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal~Mart Street"and finally....
I called the Suicide Hotline, I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and ask if I could drive a truck.
Women are starting to have more sex with their husbands...they can't afford batteries.
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Freepers are the best at original thought and humor so I thought I'd post this for a place for you to come up some of your own.
I'll start with: The Economy is So Bad That... grocers are putting security devices on bread.
The Economy Is So Bad That...pan handlers are hiring security guards.
Ok, Freepers let's hear yours.
To: RetSignman
LOL, I’ve had the last one on my profile page for awhile...I suppose I should change it :)
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posted on
08/21/2011 6:31:42 AM PDT
by
corlorde
(NH)
To: RetSignman
It’s so bad that everyone in my family has to eat cereal with a fork in order to pass the milk on to the next individual.
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posted on
08/21/2011 6:33:53 AM PDT
by
Hoodat
(Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. - (Rom 8:37))
To: corlorde
[LOL, I’ve had the last one on my profile page for awhile...I suppose I should change it :)]
Oops, sorry...so much for MY orignal thought.
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posted on
08/21/2011 6:34:19 AM PDT
by
RetSignman
(It's Summertime...the "Goebbles Warmers" are back from hibernation.)
To: Hoodat
[...family has to eat cereal with a fork...]
You can afford cereal AND milk? lol.
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posted on
08/21/2011 6:37:12 AM PDT
by
RetSignman
(It's Summertime...the "Goebbles Warmers" are back from hibernation.)
To: RetSignman
I just looked at your profile page, I thought you were referring to one of MY jokes.
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posted on
08/21/2011 6:42:42 AM PDT
by
RetSignman
(It's Summertime...the "Goebbles Warmers" are back from hibernation.)
To: RetSignman
It’s so bad that Buttcrack Obama leapt into action and...oh, nevermind, he didn’t do anything.
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posted on
08/21/2011 6:49:48 AM PDT
by
my small voice
(A biased media and an uneducated populace is the biggest threat to our nation.)
To: RetSignman
the economy is so bad that I can’t afford leftovers
the economy is so bad that my cat has to use the toilet
the economy is so bad that my neighbors take a bath in their swimming pool
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posted on
08/21/2011 6:50:49 AM PDT
by
mardi59
(Cl)
To: RetSignman
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posted on
08/21/2011 6:52:37 AM PDT
by
Whenifhow
To: RetSignman
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posted on
08/21/2011 6:52:52 AM PDT
by
silverleaf
(The super rich do not pay taxes, they collect taxes.)
To: RetSignman
The economy is so bad that it might actually dawn on Obama that this is bad publicity:
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posted on
08/21/2011 6:53:24 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: RetSignman
... Nancy Pelosi has deferred her next plastic surgery.
... Janeane Garofalo has had to cut back to three psychiatrists.
... Bernanke can’t afford the paper to print more money.
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posted on
08/21/2011 6:58:47 AM PDT
by
Rocky
(REPEAL IT!)
To: RetSignman
The economy is so bad....
I just got a statement for my retirement account, a 101(k) (Last year it was a 201(k), and when I had a job, it was a 401(k)).
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posted on
08/21/2011 6:59:13 AM PDT
by
cc2k
( If having an "R" makes you conservative, does walking into a barn make you a horse's (_*_)?)
To: my small voice
It’s so bad that Buttcrack Obama leapt into action and...oh, nevermind, he didn’t do anything. As Larry the Cable Guy would say, that's funny right there.
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posted on
08/21/2011 7:00:19 AM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(Why am I carrying this lantern? you ask. I am looking for the next Reagan.)
To: RetSignman
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posted on
08/21/2011 7:04:57 AM PDT
by
BruCru
(I think, therefore I am conservative!)
To: RetSignman
The economy is fine, in places alleged “American” companies outsourced American jobs to...
Perhaps we should bring those American jobs back here to the United States, where we need them.
Perhaps import tariffs are (long) overdue.
America first.
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posted on
08/21/2011 7:05:49 AM PDT
by
Cringing Negativism Network
("Cut the Crap and Balance!" -- Governor Sarah Palin , Friday August 12 2011, Iowa State Fair)
To: RetSignman
....I’d even support Mitt Romney for President.
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posted on
08/21/2011 7:08:27 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: RetSignman
....America is now known as The Land Of Milk And Honey, Hold The Milk And Honey.
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posted on
08/21/2011 7:09:21 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: cc2k
I just got a statement for my retirement account, a 101(k) (Last year it was a 201(k), and when I had a job, it was a 401(k)).
There's no need for concern! The Government is planning to confiscate all of them (101(k), 201(k), 103(L), 401(X), whatever). And then, Erick Holder will be in charge of your retirement. Sweet dreams!!
To: RetSignman
....even Maxine Waters is bashing President Obama.
Oh, wait. That one's true.
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posted on
08/21/2011 7:11:36 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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