[vetvetdoug]

Me telling a Northeasterner what constitutes a good pizza is like one of them telling me what a good bar b que is. I eat pizza and never had a bad one, just some better than others.

[curth]

If you ever make it to Atlantic City, try the Pizza at The Bally’s Wild Wild West Casino, on the boardwalk. Before I tasted this, like you, I had never had a bad pizza. This pizza is bad. Just buy a slice, you’ll only need one bite to see what I mean.

[Artemis Webb]

"I eat pizza and never had a bad one, just some better than others."

Pizza is like sex.
When it's good it's REALLY good.
When it's bad...
it's still pretty good.