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To: Dubya

So true, Dubya. Thank you!!

Have a delightful day.


273 posted on 09/07/2011 12:03:40 PM PDT by JustAmy
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Dumb Joke

Going to the Dogs

When our client’s dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work for ordered a unique treatment: an IV drip mixing fluids with vodka. “Go buy the cheapest bottle you can find,” he told me.

At the liquor store, I was uneasy buying cheap booze so early in the day, and I felt compelled to explain things to the clerk.

“Believe it or not,” I said, “this is for a sick dog.”

As I was leaving, the next customer plunked down two bottles of muscatel and announced, “These are for my cats.”


316 posted on 09/07/2011 8:50:00 PM PDT by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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