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Magic Blamed for Road Mishap
Emirates 24/7 ^
| Friday, September 02, 2011
Posted on 09/02/2011 10:35:14 AM PDT by nickcarraway
A Saudi man and his family suffered from medium injuries when their car overturned in the Gulf Kingdom and police believe the accident could have been caused by magic, press reports said on Friday.
Police checking the damaged car found pieces of human nails and hair tied to each other and wrapped in a handkerchief, which was concealed under one seat, Ajel daily said in a report from the northwestern town of Hail.
“Security officials believe the accident was caused by magic after finding those items in the car…the maid was with the family when the accident occurred but it was not immediately known if she was involved in the magic work.”
TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cars; magic; saudiarabia
To: nickcarraway
Man, you sure know how to take a General/Chat post to its outer limits.
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posted on
09/02/2011 10:39:20 AM PDT
by
houeto
To: nickcarraway
Magic? That’s crazy. Clearly, it was the Jews who did this.
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posted on
09/02/2011 10:41:55 AM PDT
by
linear
(Permanance is indeed an illusion but no particular change is inevitable.)
To: nickcarraway
They only suffered from “medium injuries”. They should’ve asked a medium, I guess.
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posted on
09/02/2011 10:43:07 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
A Saudi man and his family suffered from medium injuries when their car overturned in the Gulf Kingdom and police believe the accident could have been caused by magic, press reports said on Friday. Police checking the damaged car found pieces of human nails and hair tied to each other and wrapped in a handkerchief... Bill Keller of the New York Times is worried about Sarah Palin's religion - and other Republicans who have 'suspect' beliefs...LOL
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posted on
09/02/2011 10:53:09 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(126 people were indicted for being terrorists in the last two years. Every one of them was Muslim.)
To: nickcarraway
"I would like to state categorically that I had nothing to do with this accident." - Ervin Johnson
To: linear
Magic? That’s crazy. Clearly, it was the Jews who did this. That's some bad Jewjoo.
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posted on
09/02/2011 10:57:43 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: nickcarraway
These jokes write themselves.
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posted on
09/02/2011 10:57:43 AM PDT
by
bayouranger
(The 1st victim of islam is the person who practices the lie.)
To: houeto
To: blueunicorn6
I’m guessing the medium was the only one not wearing a seatbelt. Strange, she should have seen it coming.
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posted on
09/02/2011 11:47:56 AM PDT
by
dangerdoc
(see post #6)
To: The_Victor
"That's some bad Jewjoo."
PUN OF THE YEAR
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posted on
09/02/2011 11:54:10 AM PDT
by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: nickcarraway
A Saudi man and his family suffered from medium injuries... The jokes just write themselves.
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posted on
09/02/2011 11:55:27 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
09/02/2011 12:09:25 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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