Fan throws hot dog at Woods

Associated Press ^ | Oct. 9, 2011 | DOUG FERGUSON

[Free ThinkerNY]

SAN MARTIN, Calif. (AP) -- A strange year for Tiger Woods took another bizarre twist Sunday when a fan was arrested for running toward the seventh green at CordeValle and tossing a hot dog in Woods' direction.

The bun barely reached the green. The hot dog landed on the putting surface.

[DManA]

I'm guessing he was NOT a fan.

when a fan...

[Revolting cat!]

Tomorrow's headline today:

Dog Flies at Tiger!

[se_ohio_young_conservative]

Hilarious. Golf fans tend to be fairly laid back and thats what makes it a story.

[Leroy S. Mort]

Tiger three-putted the hot dog for a triple bogie.

[taillightchaser]

Tomorrows headline today-—

DOG CLOSER TO THE HOLE THAN TIGER’S PUTT!!

[taillightchaser]

Tomorrows headline today-—

DOG CLOSER TO THE HOLE THAN TIGER!!!

[Average Al]

At least the dog hit the green in one.

[JohnBrowdie]

an errant weiner is what got him in trouble in the first place.

[Krankor]

This scumbag should go to jail for a year. I don’t care how despicable the person is.. Even if it’s Nancy Pelosi, Jan Schakowsky or Nostrilitis in California. You throw something at a public figure like that and you automatically go to jail for a year.

[humblegunner]

Fan throws hot dog at Woods

Anthony Wiener unavailable for comment.

[JimmyMc]

Make that a triple weenie.

[MinuteGal]

Was Tiger shooting off a dog leg hole?

Hee, hee, arf, arf.

Leni

[ErnBatavia]

Golf fans tend to be fairly laid back

...except for the dozen or so who always shriek "GET IN THE HOLE!" at every tee shot.

[Revolting cat!]

Tomorrow afternoon headlines today:

Dog Hot, Tiger Cold!

[240B]

Young. Nice. Respectable. Married to a bangin’ blond. Almost Mr. America. From that to missing the cut for his own tournament and having crap thrown at him on the course.

What a difference a few bad decisions make.

[j_tull]

...except for the dozen or so who always shriek "GET IN THE HOLE!" at every tee shot.

Tiger's people. That nonsense was unheard of before his arrival on the scene.

[RichInOC]

I’ve heard of throwing a hot dog down a hallway, but I’ve never heard of throwing one down a fairway.

Come to think of it, this would make a great scene for the porn remake of “Caddyshack”.

[airborne]

I'd understand throwing a dog at Michael Vick, but I don't get the dog reference with Tiger.

Unless it's a "horn dog" one. ;^)

[Pilgrim's Progress]

And wasn’t that, like a $8.00 hot dog? What a waste of hardly-earned money. A can of coke would have been cheaper, fly a lot further, and easier to direct.

[Average Al]

"This scumbag should go to jail for a year."

I thought you were talking about Tiger at first.

[Krankor]

Ha! That’s pretty good.

[mikrofon]

‘Never sausage a thing on the Pro tour....

[RCFlyer]

“‘Never sausage a thing on the Pro tour....’”

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That was good...

[BerryDingle]

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

More wiener problems.

[ThreePuttinDude]

Tiger three-putted the hot dog for a triple bogie.

Hey, what's wrong with that???

[gov_bean_ counter]

and easier to direct

But whose going to replace the divot??

[Pilgrim's Progress]

In Tiger?

[gov_bean_ counter]

Nice catch... LOL!!!

[Moleman]

Thanks..... Never thought I would hear “hotdog in the hallway” on FR LOL.