Posted on 11/29/2011 2:15:04 PM PST by CodeToad
7 minutes
that’s how long bullsh*t stories last on freerepublic before being debunked
nice work
:)
“What did she say when she saw it???”
“OH, SH**!!!”
“Thank you. That’s exactly what it is! Like it?”
I thought I had seen that tat before.... on the net, ahem.
Every time I go out, I feel like I've entered some obscure town were all the tattooed people work for some backwoods county carnival...
It's like the bumper sticker fad, where people felt the need to announce they had their kid in the car, as if all the lanes should part, to allow them safe passage.
Very odd.
Wondering if it’s been photoshopped or not. The Smoking Gun is a pretty reliable site.
Barney Frank’s had just that, and in the same spot, for years now....
But I have to say those look like butterflies.
Rats. Still funny as Hell though. Dan Rather: Fake but Funny!
That’s gonna leave a mark!
According to the story—which is accompanied by a photo of the purported tattoo—“Brovent” this month filed a $100,000 civil lawsuit against “Fitzjerald.” The former couple are described as “trailer park residents” from Dayton in the story.
As seen above, the photo appears legitimate. In fact, it first surfaced online about 18 months ago as part of a “Worst Tattoo of the Day” post on the blog I Am Bored.
The image reappeared this week—complete with a backstory about the fractured love of “Rossie” and “Ryan”—on a sketchy “weird news” web site that appears to be dedicated to ginning up its Googe AdSense impressions.
A review of court indices, of course, shows no such civil complaint has ever been filed (either in federal or state court) by “Brovent.” James Druber, administrator of the Montgomery County Common Pleas Court (where Dayton residents file their six-figure complaints), said that he had heard nothing about the purported tattoo lawsuit.
Additionally, a review of the Nexis database turns up no “Rossie Brovent,” or, in fact, anyone with that surname. And a search for “Ryan Fitzjerald” (with or without the middle initial “L”) turns up nobody with that name.
Records for Dayton and Montgomery County show no evidence that “Fitzjerald” (or “Fitzgerald”) has been licensed as a tattoo parlor operator or employee, according to Alan Pierce, an official with the Public Health department.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319
I don’ cair who ya are....tha’s funny rat there, now......
You would, wouldn’t you.
She wanted a scene from Narnia. I guess the tattoo artist figured this is what is left after the Lion take a poo... so, it can be a scene from Narnia.
How to break up with a girl, say,
“I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee...” and then you throw dog poop on her shoes.
-Steve Martin
Like a sledgehammer against a weak wall.
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