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Ore. Man Aims For Squirrel, Hits His Foot Instead
KTVZ.com ^ | November 29, 2011 | staff reporter

Posted on 11/30/2011 9:02:34 AM PST by Daffynition

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To: LucyT; Daffynition; Slings and Arrows

My first thought as well. His story smells like “embarrassed about shooting own foot - must fabricate story.”


61 posted on 12/01/2011 7:32:01 AM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Peet
I hadn't seen "Sittin' Up With the Dead" before. That is pretty hilarious (though I agree it's not as funny as the Revival or The Streak).

That's not a loggin' chain though. I have one in my garage!!!! :-D Use it to pull folks out of mudholes when they get their non-4WD vehicles stuck at a hunt test.

62 posted on 12/01/2011 9:24:39 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: Slings and Arrows

ROTFLOL! I absolutely LOVE Jedi Squirrel...especially when he’s drunk!

“Bennett was treated and released.

He declined to comment about the Nov. 23 incident.”

No doubt that he would have a comment.

He didn’t even kill the dang squirrel!

What a wuss...


63 posted on 12/01/2011 11:46:59 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (Proud barbarian TEA Party SOB and, apparently, an evil Capitalist.)
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To: dixiechick2000

The ability to kill a squirrel is nothing compared to the power of the Force.


64 posted on 12/02/2011 12:06:41 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Too true...

May the force be with you...forever and ever.

However, I hope that force learns how to handle evil squirrels.


65 posted on 12/02/2011 12:13:12 AM PST by dixiechick2000 (Proud barbarian TEA Party SOB and, apparently, an evil Capitalist.)
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