Herman Cain linked to TWO women at once!
Posted on 11/30/2011 5:47:28 PM PST by BagCamAddict
I had an affair with Herman Cain.
Mine went on for 15 years, so does that make me the First Wife? Is this Big Love?
But I don't have anything to prove it.
You'll just have to take my word for it.
I'm an upstanding citizen too. But I won't come forward unless there can be a press conference with at least four of us.
Me! Me! Me! I had an affair with Herman Cain! I even have pictures of us togethe.......wait, I can’t find my pictures of the two of us but I for sure have pictures of me. Herman is standing right next to me, just out of the shot. But honest, it’s Cain with me all right!
How about a seperate thread for:
“If you’re a male prostitute who had sex with Obama, or a drug-dealer that sold cocaine to Obama, please announce it here.”
I visited the local OWS occupation over the weekend and they were all chanting in unison that they had each had 13 year affairs with Herman Cain. Men, women, undetermined gender, other determined gender and dogs. No cats.
What about his colostomy bag?
Mine is ongoing. Recent rumors about other women gave me pause, but I know he is faithful to me. I was introduced to him by my older sister who attended the Chgo Rosemont affair w/Glenn Beck. I started to become attracted to him from then on. I know it is mostly a one way street. I have given him money, but he hasn’t reciprocated. But I trust he will pay me back in other, much more important ways. I am attracted to his mind, his courage, rather than his body. He’s a little bit older than me, but age isn’t a factor for me. I am hoping we can go the distance, perhaps bringing our realtionship to a “climax”, if you catch my drift, along about November of next year. Herman, you man!
I would like to see these smoke signal photos because I might be in them, not because i’m secretly a voyeur.
Ok. I wasn’t going to mention it but here goes...I was with him the night some woman named Ginger kept texting him from midnight all the way up to 4:30am. That woman is a lunatic. I cannot wait until Cain’s lawyer shows those text messages and gets her good. Nothing ever even happened with me and him because of her!
But were you shocked? And surprised?
Because if you weren’t shocked and surprised, then I don’t think it counts.
Two word counter argument: Bill Clinton. EOM.
This thread is hysterical, I am laughing so hard tears are pouring!!!
Me, too. If anyone wants to pay me enough, I will tell all.
I hit it.
And for any FReepers who aren't familiar with this, it really takes two short videos to get the full story, watched in order:
Antoine Dodson - Bed Intruder News Story
Antoine Dodson - Bed Intruder Song
It may not be to everyone's taste for humor, particularly not to the racists among us. But it has 93 million views on YouTube, so I'm not the only one who finds it funny. And I hope it doesn't hijack the thread! ;-)
Yeah....I did him....
Let’s see, it was Herman, and me, and Barney makes three!
I am too emotionally distraught to confirm or deny any past relationship with Herman Cain.
Now, for a cool 10 million, I suppose I could manage to compose myself long enough to discuss this relationship or lack thereof.
45 years ago CainTrain tweeted me. I emailed him back to get his location for my GPS and his cell number also. Things continued on from there.....
He offered me a Pizza last year, If I shook his hand.
Does that qualify?
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