“Oh I see you met “The Thing That Lives Behind The Refrigerator”.
Yeah, I did. Does this thing have it’s shots?
What an obnoxious creature. I think it believes I’m a troll, so it keeps on hanging around as I type. That’d be OK, but it sticks a slimy tentacle in my ear every now and then. And it keeps on belching those awful burps. Makes a sewage treatment plant smell good by comparison.
Thanks for the wipe, I better order a box.
Let's see, Anthrax, Cervical Cancer (we aren't sure if it is male or female), Diphtheria, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, Haemophilus influenzae type b (Hib), Human Papillomavirus , H1N1 Flu , Influenza, Japanese Encephalitis (JE), Lyme Disease, Measles, Meningococcal, Monkeypox, Mumps, Pertussis, Pneumococcal, Poliomyelitis, Rabies, Rotavirus, Rubella, Shingles, Smallpox, Tetanus, Tuberculosis, Typhoid Fever, Varicella, Yellow Fever, Parvovirus, Distemper, Bordetella, Feline leukemia, Panleukopenia, Dryditch Fever, Krytos and Malignalitaloptereosis.
That is all so far.
We do a lot of traveling.