Ambush the first troll!
Keep eyes peeled for someone worthy of our attentions then.
thread has to have certain criteria:
Be posted by an obvious troll that will get the zot.
Be of that “eau de troll” blend that allows repeated mockery.
[HK409 treatment may be invoked.]
Must lend itself to easy Undeadness.
[If the troll posts as if my typo virus got him, that’s a plus.]