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Vanity. I need your help to ban a dangerous chemical
12.5.11
Posted on 12/05/2011 5:36:44 PM PST by InvisibleChurch
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To: Freddd
Some years ago I wrote a letter to my Congresscritter aabout the “dangers of H2O. I gussied it up pretty well, dropped it in the mail and forgot about it. About six months later, I got a call from his office, a very irate-sounding voice asking, “Are you trying to make the Congressman look like a fool?” Those people have no sense of humor.
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posted on
12/05/2011 7:33:02 PM PST
by
JayVee
(Joseph)
To: InvisibleChurch
Penn & Teller circulated a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide. And another to ban female suffrage. They got a lot of signatures on both petitions.
Mark
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:18:17 PM PST
by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
To: InvisibleChurch
Hey Stupid; Your not supposed to inhale WATER.
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posted on
12/05/2011 9:03:53 PM PST
by
5th MEB
(Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
To: InvisibleChurch
I learned this as a child watching TV.
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posted on
12/05/2011 9:10:59 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
( If you can't laugh at your self, I will for you.)
To: dynachrome
Mixed in proper proportions with Scotch Whiskey I would recommend it as a medicinal concoction, good for what ails you.
1 part dihydrogen monoxide to 4 parts Scotch Whiskey seems to work pretty well, and it kills the fishy taste.
Just don’t use the good single malt stuff, that should be taken straight at room temperature for the best results.
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posted on
12/05/2011 9:15:18 PM PST
by
5th MEB
(Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
To: Cvengr
OH MY GOD!! I am gonna CROAK; call the gubmint, it’s not my fault, I didn’t know, sue somebody, call the EPA. Tell OBOZO to SAAAAAVE me.
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posted on
12/05/2011 9:25:37 PM PST
by
5th MEB
(Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
To: InvisibleChurch
It is the universal solvent that will destroy the planet.
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posted on
12/05/2011 9:29:17 PM PST
by
Captain Beyond
(The Hammer of the gods! (Just a cool line from a Led Zep song))
To: InvisibleChurch
That stuff is lame.
Just wait until you get some hydrogen hydroxide!
To: InvisibleChurch
LOL. Don’t we have enough regulations already?
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posted on
12/05/2011 9:44:46 PM PST
by
dixjea
(+------------------)
To: digger48
“Its especially lethal to Democrats when soap is added.”
I heard the same combination ended the OWS occupations.
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posted on
12/05/2011 9:55:10 PM PST
by
HereInTheHeartland
(I love how the FR spellchecker doesn't recognize the word "Obama")
To: InvisibleChurch
Dude: Dihydrogen Monoxide = H2O.
LOL
This is HUGH and SERIES!
This revalation has completely Stunned my Beeber.
My spork-weasel has been completely transmogrified.
OH the Hugh-Manatee!
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posted on
12/06/2011 7:38:09 AM PST
by
roaddog727
(It's the Constitution, Stupid!)
To: InvisibleChurch
Yeah, it’s a lame old joke, but substitute CO2 for H2O, and get AlGore to hype it, and you’ll get whole governments to start treating it like a pollutant.
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posted on
12/06/2011 6:54:36 PM PST
by
LexBaird
(Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
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