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I've been getting these spam e-mails, asking me to buy a $3 raffle ticket for a while now (I signed up to get the e-mails, out of curiousity).

This latest one is from the self-described 'body man'. My favorite part is where he says Obama usually won at basketball...because 50 year old men usually beat 30 year old former Duke players...sort of like Kim Jung Il's perfect bowling game, or 38 under par golf outing.

1 posted on 12/21/2011 9:39:50 AM PST by lacrew
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To: lacrew

Next up on Kim Jong Il looking at things: Obama looking at things.


2 posted on 12/21/2011 9:46:31 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: lacrew

Oh, yeah, that’s what I’ve always dreamed of doing, sitting there at dinner, listening to “Barack” the Great pontificate ad nauseum, while Moochelle fills her pie hole. I’d rather have every one of my bones broken, then the pieces ripped from my body with no anesthetic, than to ever endure such agony.


3 posted on 12/21/2011 9:47:09 AM PST by Emile (Leftists are so 'open-minded', their brains have fallen out. -- (HT to GOPJ))
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Dear Reggie; did you hit your head on the basket and lose your mind? Just because you were a post player doesn’t mean you have to be as dumb as a post.


4 posted on 12/21/2011 9:47:36 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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5 posted on 12/21/2011 9:50:04 AM PST by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: lacrew
As the President's body man for the last four years, it's been my privilege to help him with whatever he needs: making sure he's on time ... .

Making sure he is on time? Are you serious? OBOZO not only has a clear calendar everyday, but when something is scheduled, he is NEVER on time.

What a joke!

6 posted on 12/21/2011 9:50:59 AM PST by JohnG45
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To: lacrew

Ughhh! Just the thought of having to try and eat while staring at those two makes me sick. If I want to thow away $3 and be sick I will buy a couple of dollar gas station hot-dogs and a lotto ticket! (And I would still feel better about myself afterwards)


7 posted on 12/21/2011 9:53:36 AM PST by jakerobins
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8 posted on 12/21/2011 9:58:33 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You can't invade the US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.~Admiral Yamamoto)
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Jung Il's perfect bowling game

yes, our 'Dear Leaders' have a lot in common, except that Jung Il never produced feces and Obama has been s**tting all over America for some time now

10 posted on 12/21/2011 10:52:00 AM PST by NativeSon
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$3 - what a joke next to the tens of millions he will get - AGAIN - illegally from foreign sources, which will never, ever be revealed, nor even investigated.


11 posted on 12/21/2011 11:00:19 AM PST by montag813
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